All Authors Search Authors By Categories By Professions
WhatsMyQuotes.com Logo image
Home All Authors Search Authors By Categories By Professions All Quotes By Categories Top Quotes Daily Quotes
All Quotes By Categories Top Quotes Daily Quotes
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

Quotes by Joke

I was afraid no one would laugh, and I wanted to pretend I wasn't noticing the audience. I didn't want the audience to get the idea I was telling a joke and waiting for a laugh.

Mort Sahl
laugh joke waiting want

Most shows find themselves descending into sentimentality or earnestness at some point but, with 'Community,' the joke is always on.

Miranda Raison
joke find always community
Like every comedian, if I heard a joke that I thought would work,... by Milton Berle

Like every comedian, if I heard a joke that I thought would work, I used it.

Milton Berle
joke thought like work

I have a file of four million jokes... I have them cross-indexed. Whatever subject you want, I have a joke on it.

Milton Berle
joke you jokes want
Behind every racist joke is a scientific fact. by Milo Yiannopoulos

Behind every racist joke is a scientific fact.

Milo Yiannopoulos
fact joke every behind
A good joke can work in New York and Kentucky. by Michelle Wolf

A good joke can work in New York and Kentucky.

Michelle Wolf
joke new good work

I think I'm a good joke writer. I'm also very scared that the last joke I wrote is the last joke I'll ever write.

Michelle Wolf
joke last good think

I think you make better jokes when you don't break logic for the joke, unless you make a movie just about jokes.

Michael Lehmann
joke better think you

The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.

Mark McKinney
joke newspaper monarchy canada

When I'm up on stage and do a joke, half the people interpret it one way and half of them interpret it the way I want them to.

Maria Bamford
joke want people way
I laughed, even if I was the butt of the joke. by Pete Waterman

I laughed, even if I was the butt of the joke.

Pete Waterman
butt joke even laughed

Any joke can be funny, but not any joke is funny. Any joke has the potential to be hilarious to you, but more importantly, the joke has the potential to not be funny to you but to someone else.

Phoebe Robinson
joke someone you funny

I couldn't afford to get sick in prison. My sickle cell is no joke, so I couldn't eat poorly or not exercise. And everything in jail is designed to do the exact opposite.

Prodigy
joke sick prison exercise

Historically, Heathrow has been something of a joke, outweighed by its excellent connections. We have to aspire to having an airport at Heathrow with two runways which is a world-class airport. It's a big challenge.

Philip Hammond
airport joke challenge something

The joke about SAP has always been, it's making '50s German manufacturing methodology, implemented in 1960s software technology, delivered to 1970-style manufacturing organizations, like, it's really - yeah, the incumbency - they are still the lingering hangover from the dot-com crash.

Marc Andreessen
joke like always technology

The term 'steampunk' itself, now a badge of honor, began as a putdown, a joke. But like 'Big Bang' in cosmology, the diss became the standard.

Paul Di Filippo
joke big like honor

Sometimes when I'm performing, whenever my puppet cracks a joke, it actually makes me laugh.

Darci Lynne Farmer
laugh joke me sometimes
It's a joke how tough it is to win a Slam. by Dominic Thiem

It's a joke how tough it is to win a Slam.

Dominic Thiem
joke how win tough

I had somebody call and make a joke about it: 'Oh, Buddy Guy won the Grammy - You should have won.' I said, 'No. Buddy should have won it.' He's a very talented cat. And don't forget, he's my homeboy, too.

Dr. John
joke you said forget

As Asian-Americans, the charge that is often lobbed against us is sort of the least original: the idea that somehow we're perpetual foreigners, that we can't be trusted, and that even my father, who was patriotic to the point that it was kind of a joke among his children, would be accused of being disloyal to America.

David Henry Hwang
joke father children america
  • «
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • 6
  • 7
  • 8
  • »
Follow Us
Share our quotes to your friends and family
  • Follow us on Facebook
  • Tweet with us on Twitter
Popular Categories
Travel Positive Earthquakes Weight Loss English Grammar Mother Wise Roots Praying To God Trials
Popular Author
Avatar for author: Jane Fulton Alt

Jane Fulton Alt

Photographer

Avatar for author: Raj Thackeray

Raj Thackeray

Indian Politician

Allyn Rachel

Actress

Courtesy Whisler family

Avatar for author: Doug Hayes

Doug Hayes

Copyright ©2024 WhatsMyQuote
Terms of Service