Quotes by Joke When I came back to New York, it was such a joke because I was always referred to as the pure young poet who wasn't in it for what he could get out of it. And all of a sudden, the pure young poet comes back... and I'm hanging out with the Rolling Stones. Jim Carroll joke new back always I legit can not parallel park. This is no joke! Jennifer Damiano parallel park joke The key to gallows humor is to make the joke, no matter how certain the gallows is. James Adomian joke key humor matter I'm probably the guy who keeps it loose around the room and tries to joke around with guys before the game, keeping things funny. Patrick Kane joke game things funny The English had hit upon a splendid joke. They intended to catch me or to bring me down. Manfred von Richthofen english joke down me There is a standing joke in my family that I was born with a ladle in my hand. Maneet Chauhan joke born standing family I joke that the Olympics is the warm-up to the Paralympics. Lee Pearson warm-up joke olympics I have been invited to do something called 'Celebrity MasterChef' in England, which, of course, I can't do. It's complete nonsense. You have to be a decent cook to begin with. I'd be the joke one. Lesley Nicol joke something you nonsense I think Georges St-Pierre is a joke. Luke Rockhold i-think joke think There's been lots of theater that uses hip-hop in it, but more often than not, it's used as a joke - isn't it hilarious that these characters are rapping. I treat it as a musical form, and a musical form that allows you to pack in a ton of lyric. Lin-Manuel Miranda hip-hop joke treat you I wish I had gone into industrial plumbing. That's a joke. Leon Russell i-wish joke gone wish You learn what can become a good joke and can be repeatable. You have a shorthand about how to introduce a joke to someone. Lennon Parham joke someone good you Most of my standup is about stuff that makes me uncomfortable. There are also things I don't joke about. I don't do jokes about the people who helped me get sober. Martha Kelly joke me jokes people When somebody says something as a joke, the British press take things and twist them. Mel B joke somebody something things I'm not big on fat jokes. That's a little beneath me. I'm not a huge fan of making a joke - and as I say this, I'm sure I do it - completely at someone else's expense. Michael Showalter fat joke someone me I often joke that I could write 'War and Peace' and make it sound like Geri Halliwell wrote it. Michael Robotham joke sound war peace Dan Brown and the 'Da Vinci Code' have been around well over a decade now, and to be perfectly honest, both he and it have become a joke. Michelle Dean decade joke become now I did the commencement speech at UNH in 2006, and one of the biggest jokes was a 'Guts' joke. Mike O'Malley joke guts jokes speech The producers want us to sell, sell, sell. That's my little joke. That's what we do by day; by night, we're artists. Mike Nichols joke day want night The old joke was Mitch Leigh, land baron, barren land. Mitch Leigh joke old barren land «12345678»