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Because many squid have brain nerve fibres that are hundreds of times thicker than those of humans, neuroscientists have long used them for research. These nerve fibres have led to so many breakthroughs in the study of neurons that many scientists joke that the squid should receive a Nobel Prize.

David Grann
joke research brain long

I guess what Kenny Omega is, even though the image is something that was given to me by New Japan and then tweaked by me, it's just me, Tyson Smith. Yeah, that's me, just a guy that likes to joke around when he doesn't have to be serious. And when he has to be serious, he's really serious!

Kenny Omega
joke new me serious

Me and the Rock do look a lot alike, and we're a similar build - that was a joke, by the way.

Alex Wolff
joke look me way

Shaquille and I kind of joke we were the Christopher Columbus of social media. We're kind of out on a boat by ourselves going through these uncharted waters. But it's become more understood, embraced and accepted, and now it's pretty much expected by fans for athletes, leagues and teams to be there.

Amy Jo Martin
joke boat social-media media

Louis CK knows that just because a joke is using space as a resource instead of something to be crammed like a hamper, this doesn't mean a story isn't happening.

Andrea Seigel
joke just-because story space

I've realized that I can never not do the nail salon joke, and I will have to talk about Bon Qui Qui for eternity.

Anjelah Johnson
joke will never i-can

I do a joke in my stand-up where I say I'm a Christian, but I'm not a Christian comedian. I think that's definitely how I see my acting. I'm an actor who happens to be a Christian.

Anjelah Johnson
joke say see think

Peas are terrible and a joke food.

Annie Murphy
joke peas terrible food

I was at Facebook in 2012, during the previous presidential race. The fact that Facebook could easily throw the election by selectively showing a Get Out the Vote reminder in certain counties of a swing state, for example, was a running joke.

Antonio Garcia Martinez
joke election vote race

With every side I've played for, I've always tried to fit in and joke with my team mates while enjoying good times with them on and off the pitch. And that's what's happened with Les Bleus.

Antoine Griezmann
joke good good-times team

I receive underwear - some clean, some not. No joke. My assistant who helps me with my fan mail constantly threatens to quit because of what we get sent.

Alex O'Loughlin
quit joke some me

I've been joking that 'On the Road' is the prequel to 'The Road.' I don't know if that's a very good joke.

Kodi Smit-McPhee
joke road good know
I still love a well-crafted joke. Twitter's been great for that. by Kyle Kinane

I still love a well-crafted joke. Twitter's been great for that.

Kyle Kinane
joke still great love
Americans do believe in progress and there is almost certainly a... by Alan Dundes

Americans do believe in progress and there is almost certainly a kernel of truth in the joke.

Alan Dundes
joke progress truth believe

I think you can safely joke about anything. Mostly.

Katya Zamolodchikova
joke anything think you
Multiculturalism is a white people joke. by Ntozake Shange

Multiculturalism is a white people joke.

Ntozake Shange
joke multiculturalism white people

A novel wouldn't be a book if there weren't some flights of fancy on the part of the author, stopping time to examine things, or to tell a joke.

Ned Vizzini
joke things time book

Anything that I'm passionate about and surprises me usually ends up turning into a joke simply because I have questions about it and I'm curious and I want to talk about it.

Katherine Ryan
joke me curious want

Portland hardly got to have an identity before that identity became a joke - I live in a joke. Seattle at least got to wear out its identity before it became a joke.

Isaac Brock
joke wear live identity

Vanity was a joke. She was an image created to make money.

Vanity
image joke she money
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