Quotes by Joke We didn't have electricity when I was a kid. We had to watch TV by candlelight. No, that's a silly joke. Glen Campbell joke kid electricity silly I like to joke that I already married a 26-year-old and divorced a 29-year-old, so I wasn't going to do that again when I got remarried. Grant Show again joke going like I joke that being a university president is akin to being a pinata. But there are also notions of redemption. Gordon Gee joke being university president I thought conceptual art was a joke. Gian Carlo Menotti joke thought conceptual-art art I sometimes joke, Paula, even paranoid people have enemies. Rahm Emanuel enemies joke sometimes people I joke that I'm in the market for a cabin in the woods, and, at some point, I won't be joking anymore. Kasie Hunt joke point some woods If I've got a black joke, and I can't tell it in Oakland, then I shouldn't tell the joke anywhere else. Carlos Mencia joke got tell black Ten comics can say the same joke, and I'm the one who gets called a thief. Carlos Mencia thief joke say who If I go and buy a coffee, and somebody asks me what I do, I'll say, 'I find asteroids.' And the first thing they always do is make a Bruce Willis joke, or they are going to bring up Armageddon. Carrie Nugent joke say me coffee Stewardesses were a joke to many of us coming of age in the liberated Sixties. They were no joke in the women's movement that liberated us, however. Cathleen Schine joke us women age My dad is a really funny guy, and we would make jokes about my leukemia. When my friends would come over, we would joke about it, too. Vanessa Bayer joke friends dad funny The Giants beating the undefeated Patriots, that's all a joke. The star of a reality show is going to run the country. The guy who decided if Bret Michaels or Cyndi Lauper would make a better CEO for a company that doesn't exist is going to be running stuff. Bill Burr joke better country reality Yoga in America is a joke. Bikram Choudhury joke yoga america It was funny to hear that I'd slapped Bieber. I thought it was a joke. Then it blew up. I probably got 50 texts about it. Blake Griffin hear joke thought funny A joke's a joke; you can either take it, or you can't. Brian Dunkleman either joke take you Directing a television episode is no joke, and it's incredibly difficult and especially when you're acting in it as well. Brian J. Smith joke you difficult television Whatever happened to a good pie-in-the-face joke? Brooke Elliott joke whatever good happened I always think any circumstances can be funny. Not that I'm irresponsible, but when things go wrong, I always come up with a joke or think of something funny to say. Brian Helgeland joke think circumstances funny Every morning, I would actually look at the obituaries before I had breakfast. And as a joke I said if I was not in it, I would have the breakfast. Carl Reiner joke look morning breakfast The joke around my office is that I've shaken many hands, but I've petted more dogs. Larry Hogan joke more office hands «12345678»
