Quotes by Pigs What we must do is start viewing every cow, pig, chicken, monkey, rabbit, mouse, and pigeon as our family members. Gary Yourofsky monkeysrabbitspigs It was jolly in the country. A cow and little pigs to play with and milk warm from the cow. Georg Brandes playpigscountry Germany is the new pig. Germany depends on exports and its markets are drying up. When the Germans start getting 10% unemployment, 15% unemployment, which is the real variable, how are they going to handle it? George Friedman unemploymentrealpigs If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? George Carlin humorpigsfunny The wheels are turning, but the hamsters are all dead. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it. George Bernard Shaw long-agopigsdirty Comrades!' he cried. 'You do not imagine, I hope, that we pigs are doing this in a spirit of selfishness and privilege? Many of us actually dislike milk and apples. I dislike them myself. Our sole object in taking these things is to preserve our health. Milk and apples (this has been proved by Science, comrades) contain substances absolutely necessary to the well-being of a pig. We pigs are brainworkers. The whole management and organisation of this farm depend on us. Day and night we are watching over your welfare. It is for your sake that we drink the milk and eat those apples. George Orwell animalpigsnight A nuisance may be merely a right thing in the wrong place - like a pig in the parlor instead of the barnyard. George Sutherland nuisancemaypigs Madame....gloatingly savored her words as earlier she had savored her pig's trotter. Georges Simenon pigs The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which. George Orwell animalpigsmen Pigs may like honey, but that doesn't stop it being sweet. Germaine Greer maypigssweet I'm going down the apples and pears, into the jam jar, down the frog and toad into the rub-da-dub-dub, and I'm going to have pig's ear. Gianfranco Zola applesjampigs My worst vice is gluttony. I try to keep myself under control because I'm an athlete, but once a week I like to pig out and act like a normal person. Gianluigi Buffon athletepigstrying The world, and the great and free United States in particular, is full of narrow-minded, ignorant, moronic, bigoted, cowardly, self-righteous, anemic, pig-headed, stupid, puritanical, hypocritical, prejudiced, fanatical, cocoa-blooded atavists, who soothe their inferiority complex by barking their hatred of anything new. Gertrude Atherton stupidselfpigs Between pigs and human beings there was not and there need not be any clash of interest whatsoever. George Orwell being-therepigsneeds Of a pigs taile you can never make a good shaft. George Herbert tailspigs I am not strict vegan, because I'm a hedonist pig. If I see a big chocolate cake that is made with eggs, I'll have it. Grace Slick cakepigsfood I don't think it's a good advert for any restaurant, a fat chef, and secondly, who wants to eat a dessert when the chef's a fat pig. Gordon Ramsay wantpigsthinking I don't know if you get anything more adorable than a tiny pig eating an apple. And here's a fun fact. This is how you make apple-smoked bacon. Greg Gutfeld applespigsfun I have myself a poetical enthusiasm for pigs, and the paradise of my fancy is one where pigs have wings. But it is only men, especially wise men, who discuss whether pigs can fly; we have no particular proof that pigs ever discuss it. Gilbert K. Chesterton wisepigsmen I think we were the first picture to cut on Final Cut Pro. So we were the guinea pigs, because we got a deal on the system. But with that comes all sorts of technological problems I couldn't begin to describe. Griffin Dunne cuttingpigsthinking«4567891011121314»
