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I remembered something my first partner had told me. Never wrestle with a pig, Lindsay. You both get dirty. The pig likes it.

James Patterson
likes pigs dirty

It is the nature of the pig, that if there's nothing to stop her from stepping into abreuvoir - then it will. Nothing will stop bureaucracy from continuing to serve us "good" and protecting us from "evil" - if we'll let them do that.

Janusz Korwin-Mikke
bureaucracy evil pigs

Measles and TB evolved from diseases of our cattle, influenza from a disease of pigs, and smallpox possibly from a disease of camels. The Americas had very few native domesticated animal species from which humans could acquire such diseases.

Jared Diamond
camels animal pigs

My coolest job was when I was 12 and I was a dishwasher at the Three Pigs Bar-B-Que for $2.50 an hour. All the fleabags and stoners worked there, so that’s where I wanted to be.

Jared Leto
three pigs jobs

How many people want to read about three disreputable pigs and a dopey wolf with a disposition towards house demolition?

Jasper Fforde
house pigs people

We humans will never know how meadows or mountains smell, but deer and horses and pigs do. Bando sniffs deeply and shakes his head. We were left out when it comes to smelling things, he says. I would love to be able to smell a mountain and follow my nose to it.

Jean Craighead George
smell horse pigs
I thought I would call myself a pig before the viewer could, so t... by Jeff Koons

I thought I would call myself a pig before the viewer could, so they could only think more of me.

Jeff Koons
criticism pigs thinking

I talked to Larry the Cable Guy the other day. Larry's made more money than 10 people should ever make in a lifetime. He was excited because he'd gone over to the livestock auction and bought 20 new feeder pigs.

Jeff Foxworthy
guy pigs people

I do love Italian food. Any kind of pasta or pizza. My new pig out food is Indian food. I eat Indian food like three times a week. It's so good.

Jennifer Love Hewitt
italian pigs food
It couldn't pull a greased by Jeremy Clarkson

It couldn't pull a greased

Jeremy Clarkson
top-gear sticks pigs

By the end, everybody had a label - pig, liberal, radical, revolutionary... If you had everything but a gun, you were a radical but not a revolutionary.

Jerry Rubin
labels gun pigs
If pigs could fly, yes, of course I would vote for the Democratic... by Jill Stein

If pigs could fly, yes, of course I would vote for the Democratic Party, but pigs don't fly.

Jill Stein
vote party pigs

Oh, what would you like on your vegetarian pizza?" "Dead pigs and cows," I said. She glanced up at me and wrinkled her nose. "They're vegetarians," I said defensively.

Jim Butcher
cows noses pigs
When in doubt, pig out! by Jim Davis

When in doubt, pig out!

Jim Davis
when-in-doubt doubt pigs
My father used to brag that I wasn't a ham, I was the whole pig. by Jim Carrey

My father used to brag that I wasn't a ham, I was the whole pig.

Jim Carrey
ham pigs father
I was and still am happier than a pig in slop. by Jim Harbaugh

I was and still am happier than a pig in slop.

Jim Harbaugh
stills pigs

Nobody creates a fad. It just happens. People love going along with the idea of a beautiful pig. It’s like a conspiracy.

Jim Henson
pigs beautiful ideas

Sometimes I forget how much I like riding the bike." Most chicks do," I said. "Roar of the engine and so on." Murphy's blue eyes glittered with annoyance and anticipation. "Pig. You really enjoy dropping all women together in the same demographic, don't you?" It's not my fault all women like motorcycles, Murph. They're basically huge vibrators. With wheels.

Jim Butcher
eye blue pigs

In the Great Depression in which I grew up and remember vividly, unemployment was over 25 percent, and over 35 percent where I lived. A grown man would work all day, 16 hours, for a dollar. I remember hundreds of people walking by, people who had come down from the North just to get warm. They would come to our house as beggars even though they might have a college education. People didn't have money. They bartered; they'd trade eggs or pigs. It was just completely different.

Jimmy Carter
college pigs men

Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's like talking to a supermodel.

Joan Rivers
grandchildren pigs talking
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