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Sober alkies are often asked: "When did you hit rock bottom?" but a more informed question might be: "How many times did you hit rock bottom?

Craig Ferguson
soberrocksmight

Cannabis always made me paranoid; I felt like people were watching me. And now I'm sober, and I've got this talk show in the middle of the night on CBS, and I now know that no one is watching me.

Craig Ferguson
sobernightpeople
It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew? by Craig Ferguson

It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew?

Craig Ferguson
soberdrunkacting

My big thing is to get onstage sober. Whatever happens from there happens. But you get onstage drunk and it's not going to be good. It takes a while. I have to sing a lot, so I can only drink so much. So most nights it's fine; even if I drink as much as I possibly can, I can't get that drunk.

Craig Finn
soberdrunknight
I have been sober for the longest time. Oh, it's over a decade no... by Dana Plato

I have been sober for the longest time. Oh, it's over a decade now. No joke.

Dana Plato
soberhas-beensjokes

I was married for 18 years to a woman who wanted me to get sober for all 18 years and I never did. She finally came to her senses and divorced me.

Danny Bonaduce
sobermarriedyears
Nora: "How do you feel?" Nick: "Terrible. I must've gone to bed s... by Dashiell Hammett

Nora: "How do you feel?" Nick: "Terrible. I must've gone to bed sober.

Dashiell Hammett
soberbedgone
The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fi... by Dean Martin

The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.

Dean Martin
funny-drinkingsoberthinking
In the late twentieth century, staying sober has become just as m... by Dennis Miller

In the late twentieth century, staying sober has become just as much an addiction as getting wasted.

Dennis Miller
soberaddictioncentury

When we come to a clearer and more sober estimate of our own limitations and responsibilities, that makes it possible more genuinely to love our neighbor.

Dietrich Bonhoeffer
soberneighborresponsibility

Do you find it easy to get drunk on words?" "So easy that, to tell you the truth, I am seldom perfectly sober.

Dorothy L. Sayers
soberdrunkeasy
Did you ever try to sleep sober? by Doug Stanhope

Did you ever try to sleep sober?

Doug Stanhope
sobersleeptrying
Why should I be sober when God is so clearly dusted out his mind? by El-P

Why should I be sober when God is so clearly dusted out his mind?

El-P
sobershouldmind
I'm sure that being sober all these years accounts for my ill hum... by Fran Lebowitz

I'm sure that being sober all these years accounts for my ill humor.

Fran Lebowitz
soberillyears
Drowning was bad enough. But drowning sad and sober, that's too c... by George R. R. Martin

Drowning was bad enough. But drowning sad and sober, that's too cruel.

George R. R. Martin
drowningsoberenough
I was somewhat drunk with what I had done. And I am always one to... by Gertrude Stein

I was somewhat drunk with what I had done. And I am always one to prefer being sober.

Gertrude Stein
soberdrunkdone

I think I'm better than I was in my younger days, because I'm exploring deep lyrical material, and I've been sober for a while now.

Glenn Hughes
lyricalsoberthinking
I stayed sober for this? by George R. R. Martin

I stayed sober for this?

George R. R. Martin
sober

During recording I was into yoga hard and I was very sober and clear minded. But when I went to mix I took a break from that.

Gonjasufi
soberyogabreak

... it is a most severe trial for those women to be called to lay down beauty, who have nothing else to take up. It is for this sober season of life that education should lay up its rich resources.

Hannah More
soberrichtrials
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