Quotes by category:Tuesday

My wife said to me, "I want to be cremated." I said, "How about Tuesday?"

Buddy Hackett

wife want tuesday

In the end, Tuesday's vote represented a repudiation of virtually every notion Democrats embraced in recent weeks as they tried to disregard the growing evidence that they were headed for a historic defeat. Now, the vote is in, and the voters' message can no longer be discounted.

Byron York

voters growing tuesday

For all I know we may be visited by a different extraterrestrial civilization every second Tuesday, but there's no support for this appealing idea. The extraordinary claims are not supported by extraordinary evidence.

Carl Sagan

tuesday civilization ideas

It was like a church in there as only the truly lost sit in bars on Tuesday mornings at 8:00 a.m.

Charles Bukowski

church tuesday morning

This week, Iranian-backed Houthi rebels seized control of the Yemeni government, heretofore pro-American. In September, they overran Sanaa, the capital. On Tuesday, they seized the presidential palace. On Thursday, they forced the president to resign.

Charles Krauthammer

presidential government tuesday

Tuesday's victory was big. But it did nothing more than level the playing field and give you a shot. Take it.

Charles Krauthammer

victory tuesday giving

Nothing is as uplifting as standing before a great painting whether it was painted in 1505 or last Tuesday.

Charles Saatchi

greatness uplifting tuesday

We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception.

Chelsea Handler

humor tuesday funny

Fenugreek, Tuesday's spice, when the air is green like mosses after rain.

Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni

air rain tuesday

They don't want you to vote. If they did, we wouldn't vote on a Tuesday. In November. You ever throw a party on a Tuesday? No. Because nobody would come.

Chris Rock

party want tuesday

Tuesday will be a tough night for me. It's like to return to the family who have not seen you for a long time. I spent a wonderful time there.

Cristiano Ronaldo

tuesday night long

I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday.

Daniel Handler

you-again love-you tuesday

I still think of myself as a newspaper guy and you live by deadlines in the newspaper world, so, they don't really give you any excuses. At the paper they never say, "Well, we just won't have Tuesday's paper come out, we'll just bring Tuesday's paper out on Wednesday, so go ahead, take all the time you need." They come out with that paper regardless.

Dave Barry

tuesday giving thinking

I live for Tuesdays, and die by Wednesdays.

David Cook

wednesday dies tuesday

Dictum on television scripts: We don't want it good - we want it Tuesday.

Denis Norden

want tuesday television

Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swim next time, Ok Jerry?

Denis Leary

swimming wife tuesday

Democratic candidate John Kerry on Tuesday chose fellow Senator John Edwards to be his running mate. Asked about Edwards' lack of foreign policy experience, Kerry revealed his new campaign slogan, 'I Promise Not to Die.'

Dennis Miller

tuesday running promise

For instance, when I go to the premiere on Tuesday I probably won't watch the film at all - I'll be watching the audience just to see their reaction to different moments, what I'm doing right and what I'm doing wrong, stuff like that.

Devon Sawa

different stuff tuesday

In 1988, as an unknown candidate, totally unknown, I won Iowa, came in second in New Hampshire, won South Dakota. I was ahead in every Super Tuesday state the day after South Dakota. The only problem was I didn't have enough money. I had a million dollars left, and Al Gore had three and Michael Dukakis had three and it was lights out.

Dick Gephardt

iowa light tuesday

I'm up in the Senate most Tuesdays when they're in session.

Dick Cheney

senate session tuesday