Let's do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who've seen me before might know that. Bill Hicks More Quotes by Bill Hicks More Quotes From Bill Hicks I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. Bill Hicks growing drug believe We really are All One....this is the very philosophy that has kept me virtually anonymous in America for fifteen years. Bill Hicks philosophy america years All governments are lying cocksuckers. Bill Hicks government lying Eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions god's infinite love. Bill Hicks revolutionary-ideas atheist suffering Laughter makes the bitter swallowing of truth, for some, a little easier. Bill Hicks laughter swallowing littles Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye. Bill Hicks eye inspirational funny All your beliefs, they're just that. They're nothing. They're how you were taught and raised. That doesn't make 'em real. Bill Hicks taught ems real I ascribe to Mark Twain's theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most. The one who should be picked is the one who should be dragged kicking and screaming into the White House. Bill Hicks revolutionary-ideas humor funny England, where no one has guns: 14 deaths. United States...23,000 deaths from handguns. But - there's no connection. Bill Hicks connections united-states gun Christianity has a built-in defense system: anything that questions a belief, no matter how logical the argument is, is the work of Satan by the very fact that it makes you question a belief. It's a very interesting defense mechanism and the only way to get by it -- and believe me, I was raised Southern Baptist -- is to take massive amounts of mushrooms, sit in a field, and just go, "Show me.". Bill Hicks mushrooms believe interesting Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas. Bill Hicks revolutionary-ideas next ideas People say to me, Hey, Bill, the war made us feel better about ourselves. Really? What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves? May I suggest, instead of a war to feel better about yourself, perhaps... sit-ups? Maybe a fruit cup? Eight glasses of water a day? Bill Hicks feel-better self-esteem war Do I have a message? Yes, I do. Here's my message: as scary as the world is – and it is – it is merely a ride ... Bill Hicks scary messages world What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn't it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It's gonna be worth it!. Bill Hicks light sun boys How do I know the Bible isn't the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand...considering God was the creator of LANGUAGE! Bill Hicks atheism atheist religion You know what I hate about working? Bosses...The very idea that ANYONE could be my boss, well...I think you see the conflict. Bill Hicks hate ideas thinking Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm... Sounds like... every commercial on television, doesn't it? You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I'm not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, so maybe that's the connection they're trying to make. Bill Hicks trying two thinking They believe the bible is the exact word of God - Then they change the bible! Pretty presumptuous, hu huh? "I think what God meant to say..." Bill Hicks word-of-god believe thinking Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously. Bill Hicks humor sorry funny Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid. Bill Hicks government stupid america
