The more comfortable I got onstage, the more comfortable I got expressing myself in a physical manner. And it almost shocked people - 'Oh, is there something happening?' Sebastian Maniscalco More Quotes by Sebastian Maniscalco More Quotes From Sebastian Maniscalco One of my biggest pet peeves is when a guy's wearing flip-flop sandals, which I don't understand. Men's feet are disgusting to begin with, but now they're on display when I try to go out for a nice steak at a restaurant, and I have to sit there and look at some guy's hoof? I don't get it. I don't understand it. Sebastian Maniscalco restaurantlookpetmen We grew up in a middle-class family in Chicago. Even when we went on vacation as a family, it wasn't a really fun time, because my father didn't want to spend any money when we got there. Sebastian Maniscalco familymoneytimefather I remember when I was young, I was watching TV, and my father came into the room, agitated, and told me to start a business. I was eight years old. Sebastian Maniscalco mebusinessrememberfather Everybody seems to be wasting their time online. There is such a narcissistic attitude. It's such a strange world. Sebastian Maniscalco strangetimeattitudeworld Growing up in an Italian family, we used our body to convey a message. Sebastian Maniscalco messagegrowing-upfamilybody I started working full time as a comedian in 2005, shortly after we did the Vince Vaughn 'Wild West Comedy Show.' I worked at the Four Seasons hotel from 1998 to 2005, so about seven years, just trying to put some food on the table and pay the rent while I went out to the open mics and got my feet wet with stand-up comedy. Sebastian Maniscalco comedyfeettimefood I'll never stop doing stand-up. There's nothing better than getting in front of 2,500 people and making an entire room laugh. Sebastian Maniscalco laughbetterneverpeople I give a facial expression in a moment of silence for audiences to react to what I just said and kind of let that marinate with the audience for a little bit. I enjoy the physical part of the comedy as much as the verbal content. People tend to gravitate to not only what they're hearing but also what they're seeing. Sebastian Maniscalco momentenjoysilencepeople Every heckler is unique because they say something, and you react to what they say or what they're wearing or who they're with, so every response to a heckle is unique. Sebastian Maniscalco reactthey-sayyouunique I go to Vegas now, and I'm in the casino, and I'm gambling, and there's a guy in a wet bathing suit gambling right next to me. Sebastian Maniscalco suitgomegambling You go into Wal-Mart, and you see stuff you typically wouldn't see anywhere else. Sebastian Maniscalco anywheregoseeyou I don't like a lot of clutter. Sebastian Maniscalco lotlikeclutter Food is kind of the conduit that brings people together. Sebastian Maniscalco kindtogetherfoodpeople I developed a knack for storytelling early on around the kitchen table with my family. I just happen to be a funny guy. Sebastian Maniscalco happenkitchenfamilyfunny If I can relate to the joke, it's going to be funny. Sebastian Maniscalco jokegoingi-canfunny It took me a good eight to ten years to really formulate what I was doing onstage and start to get really personal with comedy. I always really had timing naturally, it was just about trying to figure out how that timing was going to work onstage. Sebastian Maniscalco goodmecomedywork I used to devour a lot of stand-up comedy in my cousin's basement. He had cable and I didn't, so I went there and saw all the comedians. Sebastian Maniscalco stand-up-comedyhecomedyused I don't like long jokes. I like stories rather than setup punchlines. Sebastian Maniscalco thanlikejokeslong Although my values and my morals are old-school, you have to kind of key into the landscape of social media and how the world is progressing. I'd be a fool to sit there and go, 'Yeah, let's use the telephone to telemarket myself'... Social media is something that I definitely have to tap into, to another demographic. Sebastian Maniscalco myselfyousocial-mediafool The business of being told to earn a dollar, that no one is going to give you anything - that was kind of my mantra throughout my childhood, and now it's in my adult life. I find that people really tend to relate to the immigrant father, whether he be Italian, Greek, Spanish or whatever. Sebastian Maniscalco childhoodbusinesslifefather
