Malcolm Bradbury Professions : Author Born : September 7, 1932 Died : November 27, 2000 Browse All Authors Top 24 quotes by Malcolm Bradbury With sociology one can do anything and call it work Malcolm Bradbury sociology can-do Here we have a saying: a good friend is someone who visits you when you are in prison. But a really good friend is someone who comes to hear your lectures. Malcolm Bradbury visits-you good-friend lectures If God had been a liberal, we wouldn't have had the Ten Commandments - we'd have the Ten Suggestions. Malcolm Bradbury liberalism ten-commandments suggestions English history is all about men liking their fathers, and American history is all about men hating their fathers and trying to burn down everything they ever did. Malcolm Bradbury hate men father But you are involved in the world, and your actions have consequences for other people, and if you don't recognize that, then that's the supreme kind of cruelty. Everyone shares someone else's fate to some extent. Malcolm Bradbury actions-have-consequences fate people On many American campuses the only qualification for admission was the ability actually to find the campus and then discover a parking space. Malcolm Bradbury campus space education The better class of Briton likes to send his children away to school until they're old and intelligent enough to come home again. Then they're too old and intelligent to want to. Malcolm Bradbury home children school Only the old are innocent. That is what the Victorians understood, and the Christians. Original sin is a property of the young. The old grow beyond corruption very quickly. Malcolm Bradbury innocence sin christian I like the English. They have the most rigid code if immorality in the world. Malcolm Bradbury humor funny world Culture is a way of coping with the world by defining it in detail. Malcolm Bradbury details culture world Marriage is the most advanced form of warfare in the modern world. Malcolm Bradbury warfare sexy love I've often thought that my scruples about stealing books were the only thing that stood in the way of my being a really great scholar. Malcolm Bradbury stealing book way I've noticed your hostility towards him... I ought to have guessed you were friends. Malcolm Bradbury bad-friend funny-friend friendship Reading someone else's newspaper is like sleeping with someone else's wife. Nothing seems to be precisely in the right place, and when you find what you are looking for, it is not clear then how to respond to it. Malcolm Bradbury wife reading sleep Life is a crisis - so what! Malcolm Bradbury problem-solving problem life-is You Liberals think that goats are just sheep from broken homes. Malcolm Bradbury broken-heart home thinking My experience of ships is that on them one makes an interesting discovery about the world. One finds one can do without it completely. Malcolm Bradbury discovery world interesting Most beds aren't as intimate as people think they are. Malcolm Bradbury bed people thinking The English are polite by telling lies. The Americans are polite by telling the truth. Malcolm Bradbury deceit telling-the-truth lying If God had meant us to have group sex, I guess he'd have given us all more organs. Malcolm Bradbury groups given sex Similar Authors F. E. Marsh author Iimani David author Beatrice Faust author Isabella Macdonald Alden author Isabella Beeton author Alan AtKisson author All Authors
