Quotes by Drunk I filmed myself drunk, just to see what I'm like. I watched so many funny videos of people drunk on YouTube. Aaron Paul funny-videos drunk people There's the really angry drunk, who's just annoying to be around. I prefer the drunk who falls all over the place and is being completely inappropriate. Or the super-loud, happy drunk, which is evidentially what I am. Aaron Paul annoying drunk fall Never argue with a drunk or a fool. Aaron Sorkin fool drunk arguing A drunk tongue is an honest one in my opinion. Adele tongue drunk opinion No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months! Is it not the most beautiful thought? --Poirot Agatha Christie drunk beautiful funny Bottled, was he?" Said Colonel Bantry, with an Englishman's sympathy for alcoholic excess. "Oh, well, can't judge a fellow by what he does when he's drunk? When I was at Cambridge, I remember I put a certain utensil - well - well, nevermind. Agatha Christie drunk judging sympathy And it occurs to me that if I were aboard a rowboat floating in the middle of all the beer I've drunk in a lifetime, I'd never be able to see the shore. Al Purdy drunk floating beer Friends don't let heads drive drunk! Al Snow drunk To use the image of Che Guevara to sell vodka is a slur on his name and memory. He never drank himself, he was not a drunk, and drink should not be associated with his immortal memory... As a supporter of the ideals for which Che Guevara died, I am not averse to its reproduction by those who wish to propagate his memory and the cause of social justice throughout the world. Alberto Korda drunk names memories Why should I trust you? We haven't drunk from the same bowl of soup. Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn drunk trust soup People are used to being stimulated. People are drunk on entertainment and when you're going out and seeing movies where 200 people are machine gunned down and vampires are tearing people's throats out, and I'm not saying that is bad or it should be censored, but people are drunk on stimuli. Alex Jones vampire drunk people I cannot resist making the observation that some people use statistics as a drunk uses a lamppost - more to lean on than for illumination. Alfred E. Perlman illumination drunk people Drunk with beauty, I tore down Armfuls of blossoms. How desolate the marred sky! Alison Croggon desolate drunk sky Oh you’re heist-drunk Kitty Kat. And you have been since the Henley. Ally Carter heist kitties drunk Be IN it. Get drunk in the moment. Alonzo King drunk ballet moments Ever since the Greeks, we have been drunk with language! We have made a cage with words and shoved our God inside! Amber Valletta cages drunk greek Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk. Ambrose Bierce drunk wine food Please don't drive drunk, okay? Seriously... But by all means, walk drunk. That looks hilarious. Everyone loves to watch someone act like they are trying to make it to safety during a hurricane. Amy Poehler drunk safety mean You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I'm drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs. Wow, nobody likes that at a barbeque. Amy Schumer wow drunk drinking As a rapper, I don't freestyle. I used to freestyle when I used to get drunk, and it didn't matter. Andre Benjamin rapper drunk matter 1234567891011»