Quotes by Humorous It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me. Ashleigh Brilliant humorous responsibility depression The essence of success is that it is never necessary to think of a new idea oneself. It is far better to wait until somebody else does it, and then to copy him in every detail, except his mistakes. Aubrey Menen humorous mistake thinking When you are dealing with a child, keep all your wits about you, and sit on the floor. Austin O'Malley humorous inspirational children I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. Axl Rose humorous nature funny You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. Ayn Rand humorous healing witty I'm very physical. I'm extremely active, and I would love to do something a little more sexy and dangerous, a la Sophia Loren, or funny and humorous, a la Woody Allen. Getting to do things along those lines would be extremely wicked and a dream come true. Azita Ghanizada sexy humorous dream I use humour a lot. My foundation is tragic, but my appearance is humorous. Bahman Ghobadi foundation humorous use Take motherhood: nobody ever thought of putting it on a moral pedestal until some brash feminists pointed out, about a century ago, that the pay is lousy and the career ladder nonexistent. Barbara Ehrenreich careers humorous mother There are many in this old world of ours who hold that things break about even for all of us. I have observed, for example, that we all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summertime and the poor get it in the winter. Bat Masterson humorous summer funny The first word you see at the airport is 'terminal'. Beano Cook airports humorous profound Time is a circus, always packing up and moving away. Ben Hecht humorous time moving It's weird that people expect me to be funny. I find it a real burden when I'm expected to be humorous on talk shows. Ben Stiller humorous real people Young singers ask me, "Do I have to live in New York?" I say, "You can live wherever you want-as long as people think you live in New York." Benita Valente humorous new-york funny Many complain of their memory, few of their judgment. Benjamin Franklin judgement humorous memories You can bear your own faults, and why not a fault in your wife? Benjamin Franklin marriage wife humorous The poor have little; beggars, none; the rich, too much; enough, not one. Benjamin Franklin too-much humorous littles A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. Benjamin Franklin cat humorous law Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy. Benjamin Franklin humorous drinking beer If you'd lose a troublesome visitor, lend him money. Benjamin Franklin visitors money humorous A flatterer never seems absurd: The flatter'd always takes his word. Benjamin Franklin flattery absurd humorous «1234567891011»