Quotes by Humorous Throughout most of my life, I raised tobacco. I want you to know that my own hands, all of my life, I put in the plant beds and transferred it! I hoed it! I've dug in it! I've sprayed it! I've chopped it! I've shredded it, spiked it, put it in the barn and stripped it and sold it! Al Gore humorous stupid hands It seems an easy choice - sacrifice the tree for a human life - until one learns that three trees must be destroyed for each patient treated. Suddenly we must confront some tough questions. How important are the medical needs of future generations? Al Gore sacrifice humorous stupid Feb. 9, 1999 Dear Friend, Without your previous support, Bill Clinton and I would not have won our victories for the American people in 1992 and 1996. ... And to win in 2000, I need you by my side. Al Gore humorous stupid winning The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. Al McGuire hilarious humorous funny I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things. Alan Coren fools-day funny-inspirational humorous In the long run, every program becomes rococo, and then rubble. Alan Perlis humorous running long Because of its vitality, the computing field is always in desperate need of new cliches: Banality soothes our nerves. Alan Perlis technology humorous needs If one tends to be a humorous person and you have a sense of humor the rest of your life then you can certainly lighten the load, I think, by bringing that to your trials and tribulations. It's easy to have a sense of humor when everything is going well. Alan Thicke humorous trials thinking It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. Albert Einstein humorous witty inspirational It is our American habit if we find the foundations of our educational structure unsatisfactory to add another story or wing. Albert Einstein learning humorous education Man usually avoids attributing cleverness to somebody else unless it is an enemy. Albert Einstein humorous men enemy Something about the possession of a book - an object that can contain infinite fables, words of wisdom, chronicles of times gone by, humorous anecdotes and divine revelation - endows the reader with the power of creating a story, and the listener with a sense of being present at the moment of creation. Alberto Manguel creating humorous book It's better to be a dictator than gay. Alexander Lukashenko sarcastic humorous funny There is no decision to be more or less comic. I don't feel more or less humorous in my day-to-day. These things are accidental. Alexis Taylor comic humorous decision How glorious it is - and also how painful - to be an exception. Alfred de Musset pain humorous wisdom God is the tangential point between zero and infinity. Alfred Jarry zero humorous god You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog. Alfred Kahn humorous dog may I wonder whether if I had an education I should have been more or less a fool that I am. Alice James humorous stupid education She say, Celie, tell the truth, have you ever found God in church? I never did. I just found a bunch of folks hoping for him to show. Alice Walker church humorous funny I do sometimes miss doing that lighter, more humorous work, and I find there's a heavier responsibility that goes along with a literary reputation. You have to start knowing what you're talking about and you have to go have public conversations with writers. That's been pretty intense; I have to really stay on top of things in a way I didn't before. Alison Bechdel humorous responsibility talking «1234567891011»