Quotes by Pigs Muslims insult all other religions. The Quran is an insult to the Jews, the Christians and everyone else. It calls the Jews apes, pigs and rats. All the non-believers are najis (filthy, impure) and hell bond. The Quran even instructs the Muslims to fight the unbelievers, chop their fingertips, behead them, crucify them and deal with them harshly. 5:33, 9:14, 9:73 However, Muslims went berserk when a Danish Newspaper published a few cartoons of Muhammad. Ali Sina fightingchristianpigs I am firmly in the lard camp. It must be what we call leaf lard, which is a specific kind of lard that resides around certain internal organs in the pig. Alton Brown leafskindpigs Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. Ambrose Bierce machineslawpigs PRESIDENCY, n. The greased pig in the field game of American politics. Ambrose Bierce politicsgamespigs PIG, n. An animal ("Porcus omnivorus") closely allied to the human race by the splendor and vivacity of its appetite, which, however, is inferior in scope, for it sticks at pig. Ambrose Bierce animalpigsfood Reverence for the Supreme Being, based upon His supposed resemblance to man. The pig is taught by sermons and epistles / To think the God of Swine has snout and bristles. Ambrose Bierce pigsmenthinking TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy. Ambrose Bierce cookingpigsfood The best days I have are usually days where I'm out in the woods and something happens, like I see an amazing animal like a fox, or I get a glimpse of a wild pig or something that I never see. Or crazy things happen. Amy Ray crazyanimalpigs Women today are the biggest pigs today in history. They are just the dirtiest, nastiest slobs. I don't know how old your chick is, but the truth of the matter is they've become the aggressors. You know? They're upset if you're not balls deep in them by half way through the first date! They think you don't like them. Andrew Dice Clay upsetpigsthinking It's a pretty blokey magazine [Bacon Busters, 'Australia's only magazine dedicated to pig hunting'], but they have women in it too. There's a 'Boars and Babes' section: women in bikinis sitting on big old pigs. Andrew Symonds huntingaustraliapigs When all hope is lost, pig-headed refusal to acknowledge reality will always save the day. Andy Ihnatko refusalpigsreality Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage! Andy Rooney womensmartpigs Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage! Andy Rooney sausagelittlespigs You can put lipstick and earrings on a hog and call it Monique, but it's still a pig. Ann Richards hogstillspigs All writing is garbage. People who come out of nowhere to try and put into words any part of what goes on in their minds are pigs. Antonin Artaud writingpigspeople I adore pigs, and I love eating them and cooking them, and I love using the whole animal. April Bloomfield cookinganimalpigs The only thing about a man that is a man . . . is his mind. Everything else you can find in a pig or a horse. Archibald MacLeish horsepigsmen Teenagers these days are out of control. They eat like pigs, they are disrespectful of adults, they interrupt and contradict their parents, and they terrorize their teachers. Aristotle teenagerpigsteacher The tallest oak tree once was an acorn that any pig could have swallowed. Arthur Schopenhauer treepigslife If a pig could pray, it would pray for swill. What do you pray for? B. C. Forbes prayingprayerpigs«1234567891011»
