Quotes by Pigs I still, at hotel rooms, I do this one sort of not-so-cool thing: continually shoving my room service tray in front of someone else's door. Because I don't want the remnants. I don't want to be caught, like, being like the pig that I was at two in the morning. Drew Barrymore doorspigsmorning I wouldn't mind if the consumer culture went poof! overnight because then we'd all be in the same boat and life wouldn't be so bad, mucking about with the chickens and feudalism and the like. But you know what would be absolutely horrible. The worst? ... If, as we were all down on earth wearing rags and husbanding pigs inside abandoned Baskin-Robbins franchises, I were to look up in the sky and see a jet -- with just one person inside even -- I'd go berserk. I'd go crazy. Either everyone slides back into the Dark Ages or no one does. Douglas Coupland crazydarkpigs So the reason that the Bay of Pigs failed was that the original promise made by Eisenhower was not kept by the subsequent Administration. It allowed hostile air to wipe out the approaching invasion force. E. Howard Hunt airpigspromise Fern was up at daylight, trying to rid the world of injustice. As a result, she now has a pig. A small one to be sure, but nevertheless a pig. It just shows what can happen if a person gets out of bed promptly. E. B. White bedpigstrying But we have received a sign, Edith - a mysterious sign. A miracle has happened on this farm... in the middle of the web there were the words 'Some Pig'... we have no ordinary pig." "Well", said Mrs. Zuckerman, "it seems to me you're a little off. It seems to me we have no ordinary spider. E. B. White miracleordinarypigs I discovered, though, that once having given a pig an enema there is no turning back, no chance of resuming one of life's more stereotyped roles. E. B. White roleschancepigs The theme of 'Charlotte's Web' is that a pig shall be saved, and I have an idea that somewhere deep inside me there was a wish to that effect. E. B. White wishpigsideas Given a choice between dancing pigs and security, users will pick dancing pigs every time. Edward Felten dancingchoicespigs There was an Old Man of Messina, Whose daughter was named Opsibeena; She wore a small wig, and rode out on a pig, To the perfect delight of Messina. Edward Lear daughterpigsmen And they brought an Owl, and a useful Cart, And a pound of Rice, and a CranberryTart, And a hive of silvery Bees. And they brought a Pig, and some green Jack-daws, And a lovely Monkey with lollipop paws, and forty Bottles of Ring-Bo-Ree, And no end of Stilton Cheese. Edward Lear lovelyowlpigs There was an Old Person of Bray, Who sang through the whole of the day To his ducks and his pigs, whom he fed upon figs, That valuable Person of Bray. Edward Lear figsduckspigs Pigs are smarter than dogs, and both are smarter than Congress. Elayne Boosler congressdogpigs Pig power in America was infuriating, but pig power in the communist framework was awesome and unaccountable. Eldridge Cleaver communistpigsamerica Narrow-minded provincialism: Sad to say but true - I am more interested in the mountain lions of Utah, the wild pigs of Arizona, than I am in the fate of all the Arabs of Araby, all the Wogs of Hindustan, all the Ethiopes of Abyssinia. Edward Abbey fateutahpigs Peaches grow wild, and pigs can live in clover; Elinor Wylie winterspringpigs The pigs stuck out their little feet and snored. Elizabeth Bishop feetlittlespigs Yes, writing a novel, my boy, is like driving pigs to market - you have one of them making a bolt down the wrong lane; another won't get over the right stile. Elizabeth Bowen writingpigsboys Im a regular dude from Kansas who grew up with pigs and cows. Eric Stonestreet kansascowspigs I've had pets my whole life, and I grew up with pigs and cows. Eric Stonestreet cowspetpigs The Congressman ascertained that the consulate in Havana had numbers to feed the pigs. Erich Leinsdorf havananumberspigs«23456789101112»
