Quotes by Pigs I had an amazing experience in Cuba. People there are fantastic. But I do have to say it's very nice to be back home in front of all of you capitalist pigs. Conan O'Brien nicehomepigs The big story today, Barack Obama was accused of insulting Sarah Palin when he criticized Republican policies by saying, you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig. Political experts say that if Obama keeps insulting Palin, he could lose the election and win a job at MSNBC. Conan O'Brien winningpigsjobs The rich fool is like a pig that is choked by its own fat. Confucius richesfoolpigs I have two Iceland horses, a very hairy dog called Looney, and a guinea pig. Cornelia Funke horsedogpigs Love is a pig dressed as a clown sitting in a bath full of beans: pretty much amazing, once you get over the shock. Craig Stone bathspigslove-is Never wrestle with pigs. You get dirty and they enjoy it. Creighton W. Abrams, Jr. enjoypigsdirty Why can't the world be simpler, like it is for guinea pigs? They only have a few rules: Crying will get you attention. If it fits in your mouth, it's food. Scream if you don't get your share. Cynthia Lord pigsattentionworld At the end of the day, yes. It's all about the marbling and maybe a few other things along the way. But intramuscular fat, that's where you get a lot of flavor. Fat carries the flavor but in the last 50 years it's been bred out of pigs. When American chicken exploded in the 70's and became such a huge commodity, it took away pork sales. The pork industry suffered and had to change. Dan Barber the-end-of-the-daypigsyears I’m happier than a pig eating bacon! Daniel Handler eatingpigs On game day, I'm as nervous as a pig in a packing plant. Darrell Royal collegepigsfootball Is this not enough? Dave Matthews blessedpigslife In my mind, it is certainly much nicer to end on a high note rather than on a Stout Pig. Dave Schulthise endsmindpigs I'm finally going to be able to finally criticize [Hillary Clinton] without being accused of being a sexist - that idea. I'm not a fan, I don't like her, but you can't say anything without being accused of being a sexist pig, which is unfair. David Cross say-anythingpigsideas I watched a TV documentary about how animals are farmed, killed and prepared for us to eat. I saw all those cows and pigs and realized I couldn't be a part of it any more. It was horrible. I did some research to make sure I could still obtain enough protein to fight and, once satisfied that I could, I stopped. I'll never go back. David Haye fightinganimalpigs Fame is like a shaved pig with a greased tail, and it is only after it has slipped through the hands of some thousands, that some fellow, by mere chance, holds on to it! Davy Crockett tailspigshands Process can not be inferred from product any more than a pig can be inferred from a sausage. Don Murray sausageprocesspigs Administrators are like pigs; don't wrestle with a pig because you both get dirty and the pig likes it. Don Meyer basketballpigsdirty You have to clean out the pig barn every week because you know your pigs are in there doing their jobs every day. Don Meyer basketballpigsjobs If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works. Dov Davidoff dowrypigstalking There's times to be dainty and times to be a pig. Doug Stanhope daintypigs«1234567891011»
