All Authors Search Authors By Categories By Professions
WhatsMyQuotes.com Logo image
Home All Authors Search Authors By Categories By Professions All Quotes By Categories Top Quotes Daily Quotes
All Quotes By Categories Top Quotes Daily Quotes
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

Quotes by Pigs

I had an amazing experience in Cuba. People there are fantastic. But I do have to say it's very nice to be back home in front of all of you capitalist pigs.

Conan O'Brien
nice home pigs

The big story today, Barack Obama was accused of insulting Sarah Palin when he criticized Republican policies by saying, you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig. Political experts say that if Obama keeps insulting Palin, he could lose the election and win a job at MSNBC.

Conan O'Brien
winning pigs jobs
The rich fool is like a pig that is choked by its own fat. by Confucius

The rich fool is like a pig that is choked by its own fat.

Confucius
riches fool pigs
I have two Iceland horses, a very hairy dog called Looney, and a... by Cornelia Funke

I have two Iceland horses, a very hairy dog called Looney, and a guinea pig.

Cornelia Funke
horse dog pigs

Love is a pig dressed as a clown sitting in a bath full of beans: pretty much amazing, once you get over the shock.

Craig Stone
baths pigs love-is
Never wrestle with pigs. You get dirty and they enjoy it. by Creighton W. Abrams, Jr.

Never wrestle with pigs. You get dirty and they enjoy it.

Creighton W. Abrams, Jr.
enjoy pigs dirty

Why can't the world be simpler, like it is for guinea pigs? They only have a few rules: Crying will get you attention. If it fits in your mouth, it's food. Scream if you don't get your share.

Cynthia Lord
pigs attention world

At the end of the day, yes. It's all about the marbling and maybe a few other things along the way. But intramuscular fat, that's where you get a lot of flavor. Fat carries the flavor but in the last 50 years it's been bred out of pigs. When American chicken exploded in the 70's and became such a huge commodity, it took away pork sales. The pork industry suffered and had to change.

Dan Barber
the-end-of-the-day pigs years
I’m happier than a pig eating bacon! by Daniel Handler

I’m happier than a pig eating bacon!

Daniel Handler
eating pigs
On game day, I'm as nervous as a pig in a packing plant. by Darrell Royal

On game day, I'm as nervous as a pig in a packing plant.

Darrell Royal
college pigs football
Is this not enough? by Dave Matthews

Is this not enough?

Dave Matthews
blessed pigs life
In my mind, it is certainly much nicer to end on a high note rath... by Dave Schulthise

In my mind, it is certainly much nicer to end on a high note rather than on a Stout Pig.

Dave Schulthise
ends mind pigs

I'm finally going to be able to finally criticize [Hillary Clinton] without being accused of being a sexist - that idea. I'm not a fan, I don't like her, but you can't say anything without being accused of being a sexist pig, which is unfair.

David Cross
say-anything pigs ideas

I watched a TV documentary about how animals are farmed, killed and prepared for us to eat. I saw all those cows and pigs and realized I couldn't be a part of it any more. It was horrible. I did some research to make sure I could still obtain enough protein to fight and, once satisfied that I could, I stopped. I'll never go back.

David Haye
fighting animal pigs

Fame is like a shaved pig with a greased tail, and it is only after it has slipped through the hands of some thousands, that some fellow, by mere chance, holds on to it!

Davy Crockett
tails pigs hands
Process can not be inferred from product any more than a pig can... by Don Murray

Process can not be inferred from product any more than a pig can be inferred from a sausage.

Don Murray
sausage process pigs

Administrators are like pigs; don't wrestle with a pig because you both get dirty and the pig likes it.

Don Meyer
basketball pigs dirty

You have to clean out the pig barn every week because you know your pigs are in there doing their jobs every day.

Don Meyer
basketball pigs jobs
If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking go... by Dov Davidoff

If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.

Dov Davidoff
dowry pigs talking
There's times to be dainty and times to be a pig. by Doug Stanhope

There's times to be dainty and times to be a pig.

Doug Stanhope
dainty pigs
  • «
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • 6
  • 7
  • 8
  • 9
  • 10
  • 11
  • »
Follow Us
Share our quotes to your friends and family
  • Follow us on Facebook
  • Tweet with us on Twitter
Popular Categories
Pay Add Live In The Moment Rose Love You Action Faces Mind Swim Worship
Popular Author
Avatar for author: Mazie Hirono

Mazie Hirono

United States Senator

Avatar for author: Attalah Shabazz

Attalah Shabazz

Avatar for author: Beth Czyryca

Beth Czyryca

Carisa Cooney

Bianca Walkden

Athlete

Copyright ©2024 WhatsMyQuote
Terms of Service