Quotes by Pigs You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig. Barack Obama sarcasticpigsfunny I was watching a documentary that during the Bay of Pigs crisis JFK had about two weeks before anybody reported on it. Imagine that. I think it's fair to say that if something like that happens under a current president, they've got to figure out in about an hour what their response is. Barack Obama pigstwothinking When you're given a brilliant child you polish her and let her shine. Pigs in Heaven Barbara Kingsolver pigsheavenchildren There is nothing a pig loves more than a good bath, with a loofah and plenty of soap flakes ... There is something delightfully lovable about a really clean pig, in clean yellow straw. Barbara Woodhouse bathsyellowpigs Despite my mum being from a small village in the middle of a forest, I'm not a country person. I don't like my bacon sandwich to be curiously snuffling at my fingers. But sometimes being police means holding your breath and fondling a pig. Ben Aaronovitch pigsmeancountry I am firm; YOU are obstinate; HE is a pig-headed fool. Bertrand Russell foolstupidpigs It appeared to me that the dignity of which human existence is capable is not attainable by devotion to the mechanism of life , and that unless contemplation of eternal things is preserved, mankind will become no better than well-fed pigs. Bertrand Russell dignitydevotionpigs Thanks to capitalism, the importance placed on beauty has never been so manipulated. We are the guinea pigs force-fed ads that tell us how pathetic we are: that we will never be loved, happy or valuable unless we have the body, the face, the hair, even the personality that will apparently be ours, if only we buy their products. Beth Ditto personalityhairpigs Somehow I got to be one of five or six actors that the directors would use as guinea pigs at this directing colloquium, where people pay to listen to and watch the directors direct. Beth Henley pigsdirectorspeople I was born on a pig farm in Norfolk. We grew up in the city called Norwich in Norfolk, then I moved to London when I was thirteen. Beth Orton londoncitiespigs I'm quite lucky, because I've got a small, decorative concrete pig. Bill Bailey humorpigsfunny If a potato can produce vitamin C, why can't we? Within the animal kingdom only humans and guinea pigs are unable to synthesize vitamin C in their own bodies. Why us and guinea pigs? No point asking. Nobody knows. Bill Bryson askinganimalpigs My mother was an authority on pig sties. This is the worst looking pigsty I have ever seen in my life, and I want it cleaned up right now. Bill Cosby motherpigsson If arithmetic overflow is a fatal error, some fascist pig with a read-only mind is trying to enforce machine independence. Bill Gosper independenceerrorspigs The idea that I hear from the right wing in the last few decades, is that any sort of sacrifice is an affront to my liberty as an American to be a pig the way I want to. Bill Maher sacrificewingspigs My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses Bill Murray iphonemoonpigs Burning carbon-based substances like oil, gas, and especially coal, produces billions of tons of extra carbon dioxide each year. Methane gas from cows and pigs and other animals on our large farms ends up in the atmosphere as well, trapping more of the sun's energy as heat. Bill Nye animalpigsyears Hold it. You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK? Bill Watterson ridingthreepigs You can't make a racehorse out of a pig. But if you work hard enough at it you can make a mighty fast pig. Bob Akin racinghard-workpigs Most people who go into show business want to go into show business. I wanted to be Porky Pig. That was my goal in life when I was five, to which my mother said, you can't be Porky Pig. You're Jewish! I don't think she realized what I wanted to do with the pig...I didn't want to eat him, I wanted to voice him. Bob Bergen motherpigsthinking«1234567891011»
