Quotes by Redneck Having a little pee in your pants had to be better than being dinner for some redneck. Christopher Paul Curtis redneck dinner littles At the Grammys, you walk down the halls and everyone's got five security guards. You can't talk to anybody. You always feel out of place, like, 'Hey, the rednecks are in town! Dave Haywood redneck security-guards hey My long hair just can't cover up my redneck. David Allan Coe redneck hair long It's a lot of anti-gay, racist humor—which people like in America—all couched in 'I'm telling it like it is.' He's in the right place at the right time for that gee-shucks, proud-to-be-a-redneck, I'm-just-a-straight-shooter-multimillionaire-in-cutoff-flannel-selling-ring-tones act. That's where we are as a nation now. We're in a state of vague American values and anti-intellectual pride. David Cross redneck gay pride I like to say, in Hollywood, you can't make a redneck movie without me. That doesn't happen. You better not do it. David Koechner redneck hollywood happens Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand. Dennis Miller redneck humor funny The album is a definite departure. I haven't written original material before, except for one song on my first album, but Elvis and I did six songs together on this one. Diana Krall redneck together song There's a lot of rednecks in the country where I grew up. Dolly Parton redneck grew-up country Any questions I had about whether a redneck from Oklahoma could become a Brown Classical Philosophy professor ended when I met Tim [Blake Nelson]. Edward Norton redneck oklahoma philosophy Well, I quit those days and my redneck ways. Elton John redneck honesty way When I get married, it'll be no secret. Elvis Presley redneck secret-love wedding I guess I thought I was Elvis Presley but I'll tell ya something. All Elvis did was stand on a stage and play a guitar. He never fell off on that pavement at no 80 mph. Evel Knievel mph redneck guitar Among the rednecks of America, which there are many more than people seem to realize, it was terribly damaging. I got blamed for O.J.'s acquittal. F. Lee Bailey redneck america people The Republican base is now made up of religious and neoconservative ideologues, and the uneducated white underclass with a token person of color or two up front on TV to obscure the all-white, all reactionary all backward — there-is-no-global-warming — rube reality. Actual conservatives, let alone the educated classes, have long since fled. Frank Schaeffer redneck religious reality Thomas Sowell is America's foremost public intellectual and for good reason. His work covers almost every subject imaginable- race, economics, Marxism, ethnic groups, immigration patterns, just to name a few. He is persuasive and provocative and always scintillating. I've read all his books and never been even faintly disappointed. Black Rednecks & White Liberals is no exception. Fred Barnes redneck race book Is Billy Idol just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way? Freddie Mercury redneck idols way Jeff Foxworthy had that whole "You might be a redneck" thing; Larry the Cable Guy had "Git-R-Done." Some comics have that hook. Dane Cook had that super finger. So I just caught on early on. I ran with "Fluffy." Gabriel Iglesias redneck hook guy Elvis Presley, The Everly Brothers, and a lot of American artists were my greatest influences. Gordon Waller redneck artist brother How funny is it that so many professors labeled Tea Partiers as terrorists, while kissing the asses of real, bona fide terrorists? It's not funny, really. But it's the result of a simple equation: One is cool, and the other isn't. Own a gun and keep it by your bed in your remote farmhouse? You're a redneck. Purchase guns that end up killing a judge? Priceless. As long as you cling to cool, progressive beliefs that deem America evil, whatever you do is cool. And if you do it under a big fuzzy 'fro? Even cooler. Hell, if you 'fro is big enough, you could nuke an orphanage and still get tenure. Greg Gutfeld redneck kissing real I'm always looking for that place, you know, where there's no rednecks, that place where people get along, and I never find it. I went to Australia, right, and I thought Australia was gonna be a groovy, surfnoid, smoke-a-joint wombat, you know? 'G'day mate!' 'No worries!' And it's like Arkansas with a beach. It's a whole country with a 'No Fat Chicks' sticker on it. Greg Proops redneck beach country «1234567891011»