Quotes by Hilarious The best part about being alone is that you really don't have to answer to anybody. You do what you want. Justin Timberlake hilarious feeling-alone being-alone No ideas and the ability to express them - that's a journalist. Karl Kraus hilarious literature ideas I thought Europe was a country? Kellie Pickler hilarious europe country If I was president of the good old U.S.A., I'd turn the churches into strip clubs and watch the whole world pray. Kid Rock hilarious church president I think growing up on a farm in a certain amount of isolation, with not a lot of friends nearby, makes you entertain yourself and kind of grows your imagination - being alone is quite good for all that. You make up stories, talk to the animals, let them be an audience, a bunch of cows. Kristen Schaal hilarious growing-up animal A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Lana Turner hilarious success funny A boo is a lot louder than a cheer. Lance Armstrong hilarious cheer acceptance Nicole can do anything that involves a ball and whistle. Laurie Halse Anderson nicole hilarious balls I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. Les Dawson hilarious life funny It was like hiking into a Hemingway story; everything was sepia-toned and bristling with subtext. Leslie What hilarious hiking stories Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house. Lewis Grizzard hilarious marriage funny I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way. Liam Gallagher hilarious guy beautiful I only go out to get me a fresh appetite for being alone. Lord Byron appetite-for-life hilarious being-alone Did you ever think that making a speech on economy is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else. Lyndon B. Johnson hilarious wisdom funny I like stepping into the future. Therefore, I look for doorknobs. Marc Rosen hilarious looks I do not believe in using women in combat, because females are too fierce. Margaret Mead hilarious peace funny I just want one day off when I can go swimming and eat ice cream and look at rainbows. Mariah Carey hilarious food funny The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. Mark Russell funny-life hilarious inspirational Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him. Marlene Dietrich hilarious change funny Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you. Mark Twain hilarious opponents tree «23456789101112»