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It's kind of good to get that evil monkey off my back! by Stefan Cherneski

It's kind of good to get that evil monkey off my back!

Stefan Cherneski
monkeys hockey evil
Evolution isn't true, because if we evolved from monkeys, how can... by Stephen Baldwin

Evolution isn't true, because if we evolved from monkeys, how can they still be here?

Stephen Baldwin
monkeys stills evolution
In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage. by Stephen Colbert

In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage.

Stephen Colbert
gay-marriage monkeys gay

Charles Darwin got totally hammered, woke up next to a monkey and decided he had to come up with a theory to make it all okay.

Stephen Colbert
monkeys come-up next

Your mind makes you dance like a monkey all the time... Now you have to become stronger; you have to make the mind dance. Make it dance on the stage of mantra. For that, mediate and repeat mantra.

Swami Muktananda
monkeys stronger mind
She's like a wind-up monkey that winds itself. by Tammara Webber

She's like a wind-up monkey that winds itself.

Tammara Webber
monkeys wind
Slowly, slowly, catch the monkey. by Sylvia Plath

Slowly, slowly, catch the monkey.

Sylvia Plath
monkeys

You know, if you have a zoo you don't want the other creatures to see you. You want them to hang out and act properly and, you know, when the monkeys will come and ask for the bananas, they won't act like monkeys. If you want them to act on what their true nature is, you've got to leave them alone.

Tarsem Singh
monkeys want zoos

I love going into the centre of London because people don't give a monkey's about you or who you are. You can be in a restaurant and no one notices you or if they do they won't show it.

Teddy Sheringham
monkeys giving people

We have changed. We are no longer, as I said, bipedal monkeys. We are instead a kind of cybernetic coral reef of organic components and inorganic technological components.

Terence McKenna
coral-reefs monkeys kind

Only animals have to satisfy instincts! Surely your aims are somewhat higher than theirs! Than monkeys! Pigs!

Tennessee Williams
monkeys animal pigs
If evolution works, why are monkeys still around? by Terrence Howard

If evolution works, why are monkeys still around?

Terrence Howard
monkeys stills evolution

Distraction is the main problem for us all - what the Buddha called the monkey mind. We need to tame this monkey mind.

Tenzin Palmo
monkeys mind needs
We are consciousness. We may not always be monkeys. by Terence McKenna

We are consciousness. We may not always be monkeys.

Terence McKenna
monkeys consciousness may

We are creatures of information and the imagination. The monkey we are already beginning to transform and shed. We don't look like the other monkeys, and we look less like them all the time.

Terence McKenna
monkeys imagination looks
Look, as my mama always said, 'One monkey don't stop no show. by Terry McMillan

Look, as my mama always said, 'One monkey don't stop no show.

Terry McMillan
monkeys mama looks
The French - cheese-eating surrender monkeys. The Germans - schni... by Theodore Beale

The French - cheese-eating surrender monkeys. The Germans - schnitzel snarfing stormtrooper spawn.

Theodore Beale
monkeys cheese surrender
I am afraid of radium and polonium ... I don't want to monkey wit... by Thomas A. Edison

I am afraid of radium and polonium ... I don't want to monkey with them.

Thomas A. Edison
monkeys want science
People love that monkey torture. by Thomas Lennon

People love that monkey torture.

Thomas Lennon
torture monkeys people

Claiming my right to follow whethersoever science should lead... it is as respectable to be modified monkey as modified dirt.

Thomas Huxley
monkeys respect thinking
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