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What I am interested in with birds, just as I am with spiders or monkeys, is what they do and why they do it.

David Attenborough
spiders monkeys bird
I wouldn't give my troubles to a monkey on a rock. by David Letterman

I wouldn't give my troubles to a monkey on a rock.

David Letterman
monkeys rocks giving
You monkeys only think you're running things. by Dennis McKenna

You monkeys only think you're running things.

Dennis McKenna
monkeys running thinking

A few months ago, I had the pleasure of actually visiting the Playboy Mansion. I saw the peacocks, fed grapes to the monkeys, and even braved the fabled Grotto. After seeing the estate, I understood why anyone would be reluctant to leave.

Diablo Cody
monkeys months would-be

Keep your sense of humor. As General Joe Stillwell said, 'The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his behind'.

Donald Rumsfeld
well-said monkeys humor
Don't sell your soul to buy peanuts for the monkeys. by Dorothy Salisbury Davis

Don't sell your soul to buy peanuts for the monkeys.

Dorothy Salisbury Davis
peanuts monkeys soul
Of course there is a monkey. There is always a monkey. by Doug Dorst

Of course there is a monkey. There is always a monkey.

Doug Dorst
monkeys courses

Too much free time is certainly a monkey's paw in disguise. Most people can't handle a structureless life.

Douglas Coupland
monkeys paws people

It takes a long time before we really get to grips with this [Darwin's 'On the Origin of Species'] and begin to understand it, because not only does it seem incredible and thoroughly demeaning to us, but it's yet another shock to our system to discover that not only are we not the centre of the Universe and we're not made by anything, but we started out as some kind of slime and got to where we are via being a monkey. It just doesn't read well.

Douglas Adams
monkeys doe long
We've just barely stopped being monkeys. by Duncan Trussell

We've just barely stopped being monkeys.

Duncan Trussell
monkeys

With the tiger you're always on edge, and you always have to keep your distance. The monkey is far less threatening so you're more relaxed around the monkey, and I think that's actually hazardous.

Ed Helms
monkeys distance thinking
One dies only if he's not anymore in the hearts and minds of thos... by Eiichiro Oda

One dies only if he's not anymore in the hearts and minds of those who know him. - Monkey D. Luffy

Eiichiro Oda
monkeys mind heart

Everybody knows that fanaticism is religion caricatured; bears, indeed, about the same relation to it that a monkey bears to a man; yet, with many, contempt of fanaticism is received as a sure sign of hostility to religion.

Edwin Percy Whipple
monkeys bears men
I'll direct any movie starring a monkey or the Olsen Twins. Prefe... by Eli Roth

I'll direct any movie starring a monkey or the Olsen Twins. Preferably both.

Eli Roth
monkeys movie-star twins
I loved Super-Monkey; always wanted to do something with him but... by Elliot S. Maggin

I loved Super-Monkey; always wanted to do something with him but it never happened.

Elliot S. Maggin
monkeys happened wanted
On Keith Richards: He's like a monkey with arthritis. by Elton John

On Keith Richards: He's like a monkey with arthritis.

Elton John
monkeys keith culture

In Africa, you know, if you're poor, at least you can go to the forest and share some mangoes with the gorillas and monkey.

Emmanuel Jal
monkeys gorillas forests

A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.

Eoin Colfer
monkeys optimistic moon
Twitter can no more produce analysis than a monkey can type out a... by Eric Schmidt

Twitter can no more produce analysis than a monkey can type out a work of Shakespeare.

Eric Schmidt
monkeys type analysis
Once I finished, I got that procrastination monkey off my back! A... by Eric Thomas

Once I finished, I got that procrastination monkey off my back! And I started seeing doors opening.

Eric Thomas
monkeys procrastination doors
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