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Well, here's the thing with relationships on 'True Blood': Once they happen then you have to throw a monkey-wrench into them, because to have people be happy is not that exciting.

Alan Ball
monkeys blood people
I wish Monkeys could Skype. Maybe one day. by Alan Garner

I wish Monkeys could Skype. Maybe one day.

Alan Garner
monkeys one-day wish
When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it's funny in any language. by Alan Garner

When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it's funny in any language.

Alan Garner
monkeys language
But then, after all, we are all alike, for we are all derived fro... by Albert Einstein

But then, after all, we are all alike, for we are all derived from the monkey.

Albert Einstein
monkeys

Before every action ask yourself. Will this bring more monkeys on my back. Will the result of my action be a blessing or a heavy burden?

Alfred Armand Montapert
monkeys blessing action
When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenc... by Alvah Bessie

When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches.

Alvah Bessie
wrenches monkeys
Millions and millions of exuberant monkeys are creating an endles... by Andrew Keen

Millions and millions of exuberant monkeys are creating an endless digital forest of mediocrity.

Andrew Keen
monkeys mediocrity creating
Why should I question the monkey when I can question the organ gr... by Aneurin Bevan

Why should I question the monkey when I can question the organ grinder.

Aneurin Bevan
monkeys organs should

I am not going to spend any time whatsoever in attacking the Foreign Secretary. If we complain about the tune, there is no reason to attack the monkey when the organ grinder is present.

Aneurin Bevan
monkeys tunes complaining
You can get the monkey off your back, but the circus never leaves... by Anne Lamott

You can get the monkey off your back, but the circus never leaves town

Anne Lamott
circus monkeys recovery
I was like a packet of powdered Sea Monkeys and they were like wa... by Augusten Burroughs

I was like a packet of powdered Sea Monkeys and they were like water.

Augusten Burroughs
monkeys sea water
I saw a monkey walking on a leash and thought it was an ugly fore... by Augusten Burroughs

I saw a monkey walking on a leash and thought it was an ugly foreign child.

Augusten Burroughs
monkeys ugly children

Why get rid of Chamberlain to put in Halifax? It's like getting rid of the organ-grinder to put in the monkey.

Barbara Castle, Baroness Castle of Blackburn
halifax monkeys organs
You never monkey with the truth. by Ben Bradlee

You never monkey with the truth.

Ben Bradlee
monkeys

God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot -- and some of you people.

Billy Sunday
monkeys littles people
Little red wagon, little red bike, I ain’t no monkey but I know w... by Bob Dylan

Little red wagon, little red bike, I ain’t no monkey but I know what I like.

Bob Dylan
monkeys red littles

Today's ballroom dances like the swim, the frug, the chicken and the monkey are really nervous disorders set to music.

Bob Hope
monkeys swim today
There's no right. There's no wrong. There's only popular opinion. by Brad Pitt

There's no right. There's no wrong. There's only popular opinion.

Brad Pitt
monkeys opinion wisdom

Artists are not your art monkeys. They are your collaborators. They should be given all due consideration to follow their journey.

Brian Michael Bendis
monkeys journey art

The fact that there are bigger injustices and wrongs doesn't make it right to sacrifice an innocent monkey. It doesn't alter the case at all.

Brigid Brophy
monkeys sacrifice animal
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