Quotes by Monkeys Nobody can make a monkey out of anyone who isn't a monkey to start with. Esther Forbes monkeys ridicule It is more comfortable to feel that we are a slight improvement on a monkey than such a fallin' off from the angels. Finley Peter Dunne monkeys angel humanity An old monkey never makes a pretty face. Francois Rabelais monkeys hypocrisy faces If you understand why a monkey in a family is always mocked and harassed, you understand why monks are rejected by all--both old and young. Francois Rabelais monkeys young religion If you run into a monkey in some idiot context, automatically you've got a very real problem taking place in the photograph. Garry Winogrand monkeys real running What we must do is start viewing every cow, pig, chicken, monkey, rabbit, mouse, and pigeon as our family members. Gary Yourofsky monkeys rabbits pigs I don't think we came from monkeys. I think that's ridiculous. I haven't seen a half-monkey, half-person yet. Glenn Beck monkeys half thinking I haven't seen a half-monkey, half person yet. Glenn Beck monkeys persons half If the monkeys had been concerned only with monkey Beings they would never have become men. Harry Hooton monkeys nature men Cats and monkeys; monkeys and cats; all human life is there. Henry James monkeys cat animal The poor monkey, quietly seated on the ground, seemed to be in sore trouble at this display of anger. Henry Walter Bates monkeys anger quiet I’m just kinda tired. Like a monkey in the rain. Haruki Murakami monkeys tired rain There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this isn't true. Ian Hart monkeys thanks typewriters I'm like a monkey. You don't let go of one branch until you get a hold of the other. Ice T monkeys branches letting-go Let your monkey do it. Ina May Gaskin monkeys birth Even monkeys fall out of trees. J. F. Lawton monkeys tree fall I love the Arctic Monkeys . Who doesn't? I'd love to see them live, but haven't got round to it yet. I never get to see bands because I'm never in the same town for more than two seconds. Jack White monkeys band two A century ago, people laughed at the notion that we were descended from monkeys. Today, the individuals most offended by that claim are the monkeys. Jacob M. Appel monkeys today people No monkey ever reheated a frozen burrito. James S.A. Corey monkeys frozen burritos A monkey is a much better voter than a socialist. Statistically speaking, if we assume that there are two options to choose from: the "A" and the "B" - the monkey is voting randomly, so its wrong 50% of the time. The socialist, however - is always wrong. Janusz Korwin-Mikke monkeys voting two «12345678910»
