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Humans in space suits make monkeys nervous. by Richard Preston

Humans in space suits make monkeys nervous.

Richard Preston
monkeys suits space
Slavery is an institution for converting men into monkeys. by Ralph Waldo Emerson

Slavery is an institution for converting men into monkeys.

Ralph Waldo Emerson
monkeys slavery men

Very close cousins like humans and chimps have almost all their genes in common. Slightly less close cousins like humans and monkeys still have recognizably the same genes. You could carry on right on down to humans and bacteria, and you will find continuous compelling evidence for the hierarchical tree of cousinship.

Richard Dawkins
monkeys cousin tree
Right.” Sadie looked dazed. “You’ve got a monkey butler. Why not? by Rick Riordan

Right.” Sadie looked dazed. “You’ve got a monkey butler. Why not?

Rick Riordan
monkeys why-not sadie

"Softly, softly, catchee monkey," is the West African rendering of a very valuable precept. An awful lot of men fail through lack of patient persistence.

Robert Baden-Powell
monkeys persistence men

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. That remark in itself wouldn't make any sense if quoted as it stands.

Robert Benchley
monkeys men way
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. by Robert Benchley

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.

Robert Benchley
monkeys men thinking

I never liked bananas much anyway. Two-thirds of the way down even one banana I am willing to concede defeat smilingly and give the rest to the nearest monkey.

Robert Benchley
monkeys giving two

Geniuses and supergeniuses always make their own rules about sex as on everything else; they do not accept the monkey customs of their lessers.

Robert A. Heinlein
monkeys genius sex

No!" Leo yelled. "Uhhh," Nico groaned from the floor. "Piper!" Jason cried. "Monkey!" Frank yelled. "Not monkeys," Hazel grumbled. "I think those are dwarfs." "Stealing my stuff!" Leo yelled, and ran for the stairs.

Rick Riordan
jason monkeys thinking

"Monkey bars," Annabeth said. "I'm great at these." She leaped onto to the first rung and started swinging her way across. She was scared of tiny spiders, but not of plummeting to her death from a set of monkey bars. Go figure.

Rick Riordan
annabeth monkeys way
The brown monkey's instinct to kill is correct; such men are dang... by Robert A. Heinlein

The brown monkey's instinct to kill is correct; such men are dangerous to all monkey customs.

Robert A. Heinlein
monkeys motivational men
They gave 12 monkeys a typewriter for a week, and after a week, t... by Robin Ince

They gave 12 monkeys a typewriter for a week, and after a week, they only used it as a bathroom.

Robin Ince
monkeys technology typewriters
I've never said flange to a monkey! by Russell Howard

I've never said flange to a monkey!

Russell Howard
monkeys humor funny

I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey.

Sally Phillips
monkeys pubs funny-friend
I looked like a monkey trying to wrestle a football. by Sam Snead

I looked like a monkey trying to wrestle a football.

Sam Snead
monkeys trying football

Scientists tracking mirror neurons noticed that a monkey will get excited not just when holding a banana, but also when seeing someone else holding a banana.

Sara Genn
neurons monkeys mirrors
The fountain of youth is like the monkeys paw in the W. W. Jacobs... by Sarah Monette

The fountain of youth is like the monkeys paw in the W. W. Jacobs story. It never ends well.

Sarah Monette
monkeys paws stories
My big break was back in the third grade playing the third monkey... by Sebastian Arcelus

My big break was back in the third grade playing the third monkey in 'Horton Hears a Who.

Sebastian Arcelus
monkeys bigs break

Some in management positions operate as if they are in a tree of monkeys. They make sure that everyone at the top of the tree looking down sees only smiles. But all too often, those at the bottom looking up see only asses.

Simon Sinek
monkeys management tree
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