Quotes by Monkeys The higher the monkey climbs, the more he shows his ass. Thomas Watson, Jr. monkeys ass shows We are monkeys. We like to chatter. Chattering doesn't cost us anything. Terry Pratchett chatter monkeys cost We are all just monkeys with money and guns. Tom Waits monkeys gun One monkey don't stop no show. Not one, not six. The struggle continues. Toni Cade Bambara monkeys six struggle If you pay peanuts, you wind up hiring monkeys. Unknown monkeys pay wind Dogs, monkeys, and parrots are a thousand times less miserable than we are. Voltaire candide monkeys dog Darwinian man, though well-behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved. W. S. Gilbert evolution-of-man monkeys men Some say that AIDS came from the monkeys, and I doubt that because we have been living with monkeys from time immemorial, others say it was a curse from God, but I say it cannot be that. Wangari Maathai hiv monkeys doubt I listen to 50 Cent, Jay-Z, Stereophonics, Arctic Monkeys; also the musical Oliver - I can sing every tune. Wayne Rooney monkeys musical tunes Have you ever seen a monkey examining a watch? Wilhelm Steinitz monkeys chess watches Coolidge is a better example of evolution than either Bryan or Darrow, for he knows when not to talk, which is the biggest asset the monkey possesses over the human. Will Rogers monkeys teaching science The puma is, with the exception of some monkeys, the most playful animal in existence. William Henry Hudson monkeys existence animal Like pregnant women lose their teeth feeding the stranger, junkies lose their yellow fangs feeding the monkey. William S. Burroughs monkeys teeth yellow Artistic genius is an expansion of monkey imitativeness. William Winwood Reade monkeys expansion genius I get burned out on standup. But I like acting. I do like it. But sometimes you just feel like a monkey. You just feel like a complete tool. But I like it. I do like it. Stand-up is just more free. A lot more freedom because you just do what you want to do. Zach Galifianakis monkeys acting want I don't envy guards. They're quick little monkeys, those guys. Steven Adams those little monkeys envy «12345678910
