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You can beat on your chest, hell, any monkey can. by Bruce Springsteen

You can beat on your chest, hell, any monkey can.

Bruce Springsteen
monkeys hell animal

A blindfolded monkey throwing darts at a newspaper's financial pages could select a portfolio that would do just as well as one carefully selected by experts.

Burton Malkiel
monkeys pages experts
Silence is of the gods; only monkeys chatter. by Buster Keaton

Silence is of the gods; only monkeys chatter.

Buster Keaton
monkeys silence-is silence

Philosophers and scientists confidently offer up traits said to be uniquely human, and the monkeys and apes casually knock them down -- toppling the pretension that humans constitute some sort of biological aristocracy among the beings on Earth.

Carl Sagan
aristocracy monkeys earth
People talk too much. Humans aren't descended from monkeys. They... by Carlos Ruiz Zafon

People talk too much. Humans aren't descended from monkeys. They come from parrots.

Carlos Ruiz Zafon
monkeys too-much people

Life could not be entirely devoted to debauchery and monkeys. Magnus had to finance all the drinking somehow.

Cassandra Clare
debauchery monkeys drinking
Moreover, I wish to assure you both that I did not make any amoro... by Cassandra Clare

Moreover, I wish to assure you both that I did not make any amorous advances on female monkeys.

Cassandra Clare
monkeys female wish

I rather wonder what I am doing here. I enjoy city life, you know. The glittering lights, the constant companionship, the liquid entertainment. The lack of sudden monkeys.

Cassandra Clare
monkeys light cities
Hello," Magnus said to the monkey. The monkey did not reply. "I s... by Cassandra Clare

Hello," Magnus said to the monkey. The monkey did not reply. "I shall call you Ragnor.

Cassandra Clare
hello monkeys said

Pardon me, but we did not have the time to exchange that kind of personal information," Magnus said. "I could not have known! Moreover, I wish to assure both of you that I did not make any amorous advances on female monkeys." he paused and winked. "I didn't actually see any, so I never got the chance.

Cassandra Clare
monkeys female wish
We are ashamed at the sight of a monkey--somehow as we are shy of... by Charles Lamb

We are ashamed at the sight of a monkey--somehow as we are shy of poor relations.

Charles Lamb
monkeys shy sight

Never in all her life had she imagined that this idolized millinery could look, to those who paid for it, like the decorations of an insane monkey.

Charlotte Perkins Gilman
monkeys insane looks
Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might... by Chi Chi Rodriguez

Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.

Chi Chi Rodriguez
monkeys golf giving
Even monkeys fall from trees. by Chris Bradford

Even monkeys fall from trees.

Chris Bradford
monkeys tree fall
The person that always wins, that`s the other thing. The monkey p... by Chris Hayes

The person that always wins, that`s the other thing. The monkey picking stocks always wins.

Chris Hayes
monkeys persons winning

People might say, What's so great about the Arctic Monkeys? I've never even seen them. Well, you've never seen God either. You're gonna tell me he's not awesome?

Christian Finnegan
monkeys might people
You know what, evolution is a myth. ... Why aren't monkeys still... by Christine O'Donnell

You know what, evolution is a myth. ... Why aren't monkeys still evolving into humans?

Christine O'Donnell
tea-party monkeys evolution
Cardboard cutouts of cheerleaders operated by arthritic monkeys w... by Courtney Summers

Cardboard cutouts of cheerleaders operated by arthritic monkeys would move more fluidly.

Courtney Summers
monkeys cheerleader moving
Welcome back, my cheeky wee monkeys. by Craig Ferguson

Welcome back, my cheeky wee monkeys.

Craig Ferguson
monkeys humor funny
My way of learning is to heave a wild and unpredictable monkey-wr... by Dashiell Hammett

My way of learning is to heave a wild and unpredictable monkey-wrench into the machinery.

Dashiell Hammett
machinery monkeys way
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