Quotes by Monkeys Well, here's the thing with relationships on 'True Blood': Once they happen then you have to throw a monkey-wrench into them, because to have people be happy is not that exciting. Alan Ball monkeysbloodpeople I wish Monkeys could Skype. Maybe one day. Alan Garner monkeysone-daywish When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it's funny in any language. Alan Garner monkeyslanguage But then, after all, we are all alike, for we are all derived from the monkey. Albert Einstein monkeys Before every action ask yourself. Will this bring more monkeys on my back. Will the result of my action be a blessing or a heavy burden? Alfred Armand Montapert monkeysblessingaction When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches. Alvah Bessie wrenchesmonkeys Millions and millions of exuberant monkeys are creating an endless digital forest of mediocrity. Andrew Keen monkeysmediocritycreating Why should I question the monkey when I can question the organ grinder. Aneurin Bevan monkeysorgansshould I am not going to spend any time whatsoever in attacking the Foreign Secretary. If we complain about the tune, there is no reason to attack the monkey when the organ grinder is present. Aneurin Bevan monkeystunescomplaining You can get the monkey off your back, but the circus never leaves town Anne Lamott circusmonkeysrecovery I was like a packet of powdered Sea Monkeys and they were like water. Augusten Burroughs monkeysseawater I saw a monkey walking on a leash and thought it was an ugly foreign child. Augusten Burroughs monkeysuglychildren Why get rid of Chamberlain to put in Halifax? It's like getting rid of the organ-grinder to put in the monkey. Barbara Castle, Baroness Castle of Blackburn halifaxmonkeysorgans You never monkey with the truth. Ben Bradlee monkeys God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot -- and some of you people. Billy Sunday monkeyslittlespeople Little red wagon, little red bike, I ain’t no monkey but I know what I like. Bob Dylan monkeysredlittles Today's ballroom dances like the swim, the frug, the chicken and the monkey are really nervous disorders set to music. Bob Hope monkeysswimtoday There's no right. There's no wrong. There's only popular opinion. Brad Pitt monkeysopinionwisdom Artists are not your art monkeys. They are your collaborators. They should be given all due consideration to follow their journey. Brian Michael Bendis monkeysjourneyart The fact that there are bigger injustices and wrongs doesn't make it right to sacrifice an innocent monkey. It doesn't alter the case at all. Brigid Brophy monkeyssacrificeanimal12345678910»
