Quotes by Funny Out of a hundred years a few minutes were made that stayed with me, not a hundred years. Antonio Porchia inspirational life funny I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess. April Winchell music cute funny I'm at a very frustrating point in my career because I'm not a millionaire. Like, people assume because you're in movies or TV, you're rich. I'm not rich, but I'm far from broke. I'm what you call a 'thousandaire.' Aries Spears careers funny people Ladies Commit, There's A Wedding In It For You. Aries Spears commit comedy funny There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. Aristotle creativity depression funny There is a foolish corner in the brain of the wisest man. Aristotle humor humility funny Every rascal is not a thief, but every thief is a rascal. Aristotle thieves humor funny You can find tea in a tea cup.. but cannot find world in a world cup. Arjuna Ranatunga tea life funny Humor is... despair refusing to take itself seriously. Arland Ussher despair laughter funny Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking? Arlo Guthrie christmas hair funny A cause may be inconvenient, but it's magnificent. It's like champagne or high heels, and one must be prepared to suffer for it. Arnold Bennett high-heels suffering funny Does there, I wonder, exist a being who has read all, or approximately all, that the person of average culture is supposed to have read, and that not to have read is a social sin? If such a being does exist, surely he is an old, a very old man. Arnold Bennett reading funny book All wrong doing is done in the sincere belief that it is the best thing to do. Arnold Bennett done mistake funny A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. Arnold Haultain being-a-woman women funny It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get. Arnold Palmer golf sports funny Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. Arnold Schwarzenegger motivational-sports money funny I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem? Arnold Schwarzenegger success witty funny I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun. Arnold Schwarzenegger humorous witty funny It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat. Arnold Schwarzenegger motivational-sports witty funny On the way up here to the podium, a gentleman came up to me and said, "Governor, you are as good a politician as you were an actor." What a cheap shot. Arnold Schwarzenegger gentleman criticism funny «1516171819202122232425»
