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My mother was against me being an actress - until I introduced he... by Angie Dickinson

My mother was against me being an actress - until I introduced her to Frank Sinatra.

Angie Dickinson
mother witty funny

One might feel that, at my age, I should look on life with more gravity. After all, I've been privileged to listen, firsthand, tosome of the most profound thinkers of my daywho were all beset by gloom over the condition the world had gotten into. Then why can't I view it with anything but amusement?

Anita Loos
thoughtful funny thinking

Of course drugs were fun. And that's what's so stupid about anti-drug campaigns; they don't admit that. I can't say I feel particularly scarred or lessened by my experimentation with drugs. They've gotten a very bad name.

Anjelica Huston
stupid names funny

When your about to criticize someone walk a mile in thier shoes, that way when you criticize them you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes

Ann Brashares
hilarious humor funny

There are two kinds of people in this world. The kind who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who don't.

Ann Brashares
humor funny two

At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don't care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all.

Ann Landers
uplifting retirement funny
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly - to some... by Ann Landers

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly - to someone else.

Ann Landers
witty funny children

Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.

Ann Landers
dental blessed funny

One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closest friends; if they seem OK, then you're the one.

Ann Landers
friends funny country

At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.

Ann Landers
hilarious humorous funny
Television has proved that people will look at anything rather th... by Ann Landers

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.

Ann Landers
hilarious motivational funny
I am beautiful, famous and gorgeous. by Anna Kournikova

I am beautiful, famous and gorgeous.

Anna Kournikova
beautiful sports funny
Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them... by Anna Magnani

Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them.

Anna Magnani
humorous birthday funny
The life you have led doesn't need to be the only life you have. by Anna Quindlen

The life you have led doesn't need to be the only life you have.

Anna Quindlen
inspirational life funny

When you leave college, there are thousands of people out there with the same degree you have; when you get a job, there will be thousands of people doing what you want to do for a living. But you are the only person alive who has sole custody of your life.

Anna Quindlen
motivational inspirational funny
A man told me that for a woman, I was very opinionated. I said, '... by Anne Hathaway

A man told me that for a woman, I was very opinionated. I said, 'for a man you're kind of ignorant'.

Anne Hathaway
women humorous funny

I love readings and my readers, but the din of voices of the audience gives me stage fright, and the din of voices inside whisper that I am a fraud, and that the jig is up. Surely someone will rise up from the audience and say out loud that not only am I not funny and helpful, but I'm annoying, and a phony.

Anne Lamott
voice reading funny

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.

Anne Morrow Lindbergh
friendship football funny
Lost time is like a run in a stocking. It always gets worse. by Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Lost time is like a run in a stocking. It always gets worse.

Anne Morrow Lindbergh
time running funny
Golf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to tak... by Anne, Princess Royal

Golf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out.

Anne, Princess Royal
dog golf funny
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