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'Come out' is so funny to me because I've never been in. by Adam Lambert

'Come out' is so funny to me because I've never been in.

Adam Lambert
funny

Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

Adam Sandler
childhood friendship funny

I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.

Adam Sandler
ducks blue funny

I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.

Adam Sandler
hockey guy funny
I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile. by Adam Sandler

I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

Adam Sandler
jail want funny
Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my mi... by Adam Sandler

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

Adam Sandler
wire comedy funny
He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die? by Adam Sandler

He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?

Adam Sandler
big-daddy funny years
The difference between screwing around and science is writing it... by Adam Savage

The difference between screwing around and science is writing it down.

Adam Savage
writing funny science

Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this - no dog exchanges bones with another.

Adam Smith
dog animal funny
Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it. by Addison Mizner

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.

Addison Mizner
ignorance men funny
God gives us our relatives – thank God we can choose our friends. by Addison Mizner

God gives us our relatives – thank God we can choose our friends.

Addison Mizner
inspirational friendship funny
I have insecurities of course, but I don't hang out with anyone w... by Adele

I have insecurities of course, but I don't hang out with anyone who points them out to me.

Adele
hater bullying funny

To say that obesity is caused by merely consuming too many calories is like saying that the only cause of the American Revolution was the Boston Tea Party.

Adelle Davis
boston party funny
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist... by Adi Da

A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

Adi Da
money humorous funny
In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just... by Adlai E. Stevenson

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.

Adlai E. Stevenson
humorous witty funny

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.

Adlai E. Stevenson
friends truth funny
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on... by Adlai E. Stevenson

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.

Adlai E. Stevenson
motivational inspirational funny
Accuracy to a newspaper is what virtue is to a lady; but a newspa... by Adlai E. Stevenson

Accuracy to a newspaper is what virtue is to a lady; but a newspaper can always print a retraction.

Adlai E. Stevenson
journalism virtue funny
Some of us worship in churches, some in synagogues, some on golf... by Adlai Stevenson I

Some of us worship in churches, some in synagogues, some on golf courses...

Adlai Stevenson I
church golf funny
Most people ignore most poetry because most poetry ignores most p... by Adrian Mitchell

Most people ignore most poetry because most poetry ignores most people.

Adrian Mitchell
inspirational funny people
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