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Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.

Alan Perlis
horse humor funny
I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and... by Alan Shearer

I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.

Alan Shearer
football soccer funny
One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my... by Alan Shearer

One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.

Alan Shearer
football soccer funny
We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect. by Alanis Morissette

We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.

Alanis Morissette
sarcastic love funny
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely... by Albert Camus

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.

Albert Camus
bad-ass positivity funny
It's a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they ca... by Albert Camus

It's a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money.

Albert Camus
spiritual witty funny
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has it... by Albert Einstein

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Albert Einstein
love life funny

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.

Albert Einstein
change inspirational funny
Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler. by Albert Einstein

Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.

Albert Einstein
witty inspirational funny
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, a... by Albert Einstein

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein
hilarious education funny
Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous. by Albert Einstein

Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.

Albert Einstein
god inspirational funny

If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut

Albert Einstein
inspirational life funny

The dog is very smart. He feels sorry for me because I receive so much mail; that's why he tries to bite the mailman.

Albert Einstein
dog sorry funny
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called rese... by Albert Einstein

If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?

Albert Einstein
inspirational love funny

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

Albert Einstein
cute life funny

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.

Albert Einstein
military peace funny
If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailo... by Albert Einstein

If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.

Albert Einstein
truth inspirational funny
Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them. by Albert Einstein

Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them.

Albert Einstein
wise inspirational funny
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education. by Albert Einstein

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

Albert Einstein
education inspirational funny
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eigh... by Albert Einstein

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

Albert Einstein
leadership inspirational funny
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