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Fools are my theme, let satire be my song. by Lord Byron

Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.

Lord Byron
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Nothing sharpens the arrow of sarcasm so keenly as the courtesy that polishes it; no reproach is like that we clothe with a smile and present with a bow.

Lord Chesterfield
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This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then bo... by Lorrie Moore

This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.

Lorrie Moore
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Ministers fall like buttered slices of bread: usually on their go... by Ludwig Borne

Ministers fall like buttered slices of bread: usually on their good side.

Ludwig Borne
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History teaches us virtue, but nature never ceases to teachh us v... by Ludwig Borne

History teaches us virtue, but nature never ceases to teachh us vice.

Ludwig Borne
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Sarcasm helps me overcome the harshness of the reality we live, eases the pain of scars and makes people smile.

Mahmoud Darwish
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I'd better get going or Valek will be wondering where I am." "Yes, by all means go. I noticed you and Valek have become close. Tell him, for me, not to kill anybody, will you?" Sarcasm rendered Rand's voice sharp. I lost control and slammed the oven door shut. It echoed in the quiet kitchen. "At least Valek has the decency to inform me when he's poisoning me.

Maria V. Snyder
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We are suffering from too much sarcasm. by Marianne Moore

We are suffering from too much sarcasm.

Marianne Moore
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With a touch of sarcasm. "Glass is an amazing material. Versatile... by Maria V. Snyder

With a touch of sarcasm. "Glass is an amazing material. Versatile.

Maria V. Snyder
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I love the French for their sarcasm, their irony. I love them for... by Marjane Satrapi

I love the French for their sarcasm, their irony. I love them for their bad moods.

Marjane Satrapi
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Sarcasm is always perceived as an attack. by Marshall Sylver

Sarcasm is always perceived as an attack.

Marshall Sylver
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I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable.

Mark Twain
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I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I am. But they were dead.

Mark Twain
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Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss th... by Mark Twain

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

Mark Twain
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Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing wh... by Mark Twain

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

Mark Twain
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I was so furious I was actually dizzy with it. There were so many bitchy, sarcastic observations to make, I was having a sarcasm stroke. "My God! You people! You're - you're so stupid you're making my eyeballs throb. They're throbbing, dammit!

MaryJanice Davidson
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Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable. by Mark Twain

Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.

Mark Twain
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It is believed by everyone that when he was in heaven he was stern, hard, resentful, jealous and cruel, but that when he came down to earth, he became the opposite... sweet, gentle merciful, forgiving. He was a thousand billion times crueler than ever he was in the Old Testament... Meek and gentle? By and by we will examine that popular sarcasm by the light of the hell which he invented.

Mark Twain
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...Man is a marvelous curiosity. When he is at his very very best he is a sort of low grade nickel-plated angel; at his worst he is unspeakable, unimaginable; and first and last and all the time he is a sarcasm. Yet he blandly and in all sincerity calls himself the 'noblest work of God.'

Mark Twain
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I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.

Mark Twain
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