Quotes by Sarcasm You know, your sarcasm isn’t appreciated right now. I’ve been drugged, beaten, nearly raped, saved, drugged again, hijacked, and now threatened by you. Tell me, what else should I look forward to? Torture, or just a good maiming? (Kiara) Sherrilyn Kenyon sarcasmappreciatedlooks Growing up and living in England, I'm surrounded by grey skies and sarcasm, so when I came to America, my first impressions were bright, hopeful, cheerful. Stanley Donwood sarcasmgrowing-upsky The lead singer of Creed says he won’t endorse President Obama. Well that settles it -- Obama will not win the 1998 presidential election. Stephen Colbert sarcasmsarcasticfunny People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy... and I keep it in a jar on my desk. Stephen King sarcasmheartwriting Some intentionally injure others through mocking, sarcasm with no intent to help. Others are trying to help. Sterling W Sill sarcasmcriticismhelping-others Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. Steven Wright sarcasmcatsarcastic It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. Thomas Beecham sarcasmsarcasticpeople Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the devil; for which reason I have long since as good as renounced it. Thomas Carlyle sarcasmsarcasticlong Somebody says, 'Do a Tom Bodett, a folksy kind of thing,' and it sounds like something out of 'Hee Haw,' very insulting. They turn wry humor into disparaging sarcasm, and you get what amounts to insulting advertising. Tom Bodett sarcasminsultingsound My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that. Tom Bergeron sarcasmsarcasticfirsts I can fluently speak five languages: English, emoji, sexting, sarcasm and sass. Tyler Oakley sasssarcasmlanguage The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. Victor Borge sarcasmsarcasticfunny Sarcasm is always at someone's expense. Veronica Roth expensessarcasm The object of a comedy is not to correct morals or ridicule the vices of society; no, a comedy should depict the discrepancies between life and purpose, should be the fruit of bitter indignation aroused by the degradation of human dignity, should be sarcasm, and not an epigram, convulsive laughter and not an amused grin, should be written with bile and not diluted salt, in a word, it should embrace life in its highest significance. Vissarion Belinsky discrepancies-betweensarcasmlaughter If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. Wilfrid Sheed sarcasmintelligentsarcastic What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds. Will Rogers sarcasmfunnycountry When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra. Will Rogers sarcasmsarcasticthinking Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious. William Feather good-morningsarcasmsarcastic He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary. William Faulkner sarcasmmusicsarcastic Satirists gain the applause of others through fear, not through love. William Hazlitt sarcasmgainslove«7891011121314151617»
