Quotes by Sarcasm You know, your sarcasm isn’t appreciated right now. I’ve been drugged, beaten, nearly raped, saved, drugged again, hijacked, and now threatened by you. Tell me, what else should I look forward to? Torture, or just a good maiming? (Kiara) Sherrilyn Kenyon sarcasm appreciated looks Growing up and living in England, I'm surrounded by grey skies and sarcasm, so when I came to America, my first impressions were bright, hopeful, cheerful. Stanley Donwood sarcasm growing-up sky The lead singer of Creed says he won’t endorse President Obama. Well that settles it -- Obama will not win the 1998 presidential election. Stephen Colbert sarcasm sarcastic funny People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy... and I keep it in a jar on my desk. Stephen King sarcasm heart writing Some intentionally injure others through mocking, sarcasm with no intent to help. Others are trying to help. Sterling W Sill sarcasm criticism helping-others Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. Steven Wright sarcasm cat sarcastic It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. Thomas Beecham sarcasm sarcastic people Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the devil; for which reason I have long since as good as renounced it. Thomas Carlyle sarcasm sarcastic long Somebody says, 'Do a Tom Bodett, a folksy kind of thing,' and it sounds like something out of 'Hee Haw,' very insulting. They turn wry humor into disparaging sarcasm, and you get what amounts to insulting advertising. Tom Bodett sarcasm insulting sound My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that. Tom Bergeron sarcasm sarcastic firsts I can fluently speak five languages: English, emoji, sexting, sarcasm and sass. Tyler Oakley sass sarcasm language The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. Victor Borge sarcasm sarcastic funny Sarcasm is always at someone's expense. Veronica Roth expenses sarcasm The object of a comedy is not to correct morals or ridicule the vices of society; no, a comedy should depict the discrepancies between life and purpose, should be the fruit of bitter indignation aroused by the degradation of human dignity, should be sarcasm, and not an epigram, convulsive laughter and not an amused grin, should be written with bile and not diluted salt, in a word, it should embrace life in its highest significance. Vissarion Belinsky discrepancies-between sarcasm laughter If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. Wilfrid Sheed sarcasm intelligent sarcastic What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds. Will Rogers sarcasm funny country When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra. Will Rogers sarcasm sarcastic thinking Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious. William Feather good-morning sarcasm sarcastic He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary. William Faulkner sarcasm music sarcastic Satirists gain the applause of others through fear, not through love. William Hazlitt sarcasm gains love «7891011121314151617»