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It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor by John Cleese

It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor

John Cleese
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy. by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When ideas fail, words come in very handy.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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You know, Gilan, sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit. It's not e... by John Flanagan

You know, Gilan, sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit. It's not even wit at all." -Halt

John Flanagan
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As I said, this was my sarcastic summer. It was only long after that I recognized sarcasm as the protest of people who are weak.

John Knowles
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Sarcasm... the protest of those who are weak. by John Knowles

Sarcasm... the protest of those who are weak.

John Knowles
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Sarcasm is the protest of the weak. by John Knowles

Sarcasm is the protest of the weak.

John Knowles
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Sarcasm is lost in print. by Jon Cryer

Sarcasm is lost in print.

Jon Cryer
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Beethoven always sounds to me like the upsetting of a bag of nails, with here and there an also dropped hammer.

John Ruskin
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Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discove... by Jonathan Swift

Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own.

Jonathan Swift
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It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues.

Jonathan Swift
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Satire is a sort of glass wherein beholders do generally discover everybody’s face but their own; which is the chief reason for that kind reception it meets with in the world, and that so very few are offended with it.

Jonathan Swift
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It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money. by Josh Billings

It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money.

Josh Billings
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Remember the poor, it costs nothing. by Josh Billings

Remember the poor, it costs nothing.

Josh Billings
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When a young man begins to go down hill everything seems to be gr... by Josh Billings

When a young man begins to go down hill everything seems to be greased for the occasion.

Josh Billings
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Man was created a little lower than the angels and has been getti... by Josh Billings

Man was created a little lower than the angels and has been getting a little lower ever since.

Josh Billings
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And then what? Said, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Ms. Lane, I didn't mean to wrinkle your lovely blouse. May I press that for you?' Or perhaps you gouged it with one of your pretty pink nails?" I was really beginning to wonder what his hang-up with pink was, but I didn't resent the sarcasm in his voice.

Karen Marie Moning
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Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. by Katharine Hepburn

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews.

Katharine Hepburn
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There's a good sarcasm and a camaraderie that comes after being in a band. And we've known each other forever. We've never been a band that fought or argued. As a songwriter, I'm really happy that the boys support me and contribute and that, but I've always wanted to be under the band Stereophonics.

Kelly Jones
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Thank you, Morrigan. This is very helpful," I said, already feeling myself warming up. "And delivered to me entirely without pain." The Morrigan sucker-punched me hard in the face, sending me sprawling in the snow and breaking my nose. "You spoke too soon and with entirely too much sarcasm," she said. "We could have parted with a kiss. Remember that.

Kevin Hearne
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Some sarcasm is best told simply. by Kevin Hart

Some sarcasm is best told simply.

Kevin Hart
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