Quotes by Sarcasm I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not. Mark Twain sarcasmsarcasticfunny Sarcasm doesn't translate in print at all. Megan Fox printsarcasmsarcastic That's enough of that," Jesse said. Next thing I knew, he'd scooped me up. Only instead of carrying me to my bed and setting me down on it all romantically, you know, like guys do to girls in the movies, he just dumped me onto it, so I bounced around and would have fallen off if I hadn't grabbed the edge of the mattress. "Thanks," I said, not quite able to keep all of the sarcasm out of my voice. Meg Cabot sarcasmvoicegirl Sarcasm, as it turned out--even when it was instinctive and quick--cut into the time one had to manufacture one's escape. Mel Odom sarcasmcutting My son Cooper has just turned ten and the sarcasm fairy has already started to take up residence inside his body. Not only am I living with my mother - again! - but I've also got her mini-me to contend with. Melissa Rivers sarcasmsarcasticmother Out of the unconscious lips of babes and sucklings are we satirized. Mark Twain lipssarcasmcynicism Did you hear about the recently discovered temple in the Sudan ?" I stared at him. "Yeah. I'm a regular reader of National Geographic." Ol' Frankie's brows quirked. "You wield sarcasm, madam, as well as a master swordsman does." "Gee, thanks." I smiled at him and batted my lashes. Quit flirting . Patrick flicked the command into my head. He sounded half-annoyed, half-amused. I'm not flirting. Quit being cute and likeable. An impossible request. I've always been too adorable for words. Michele Bardsley flirtingsarcasmcute When my wife and I met, I couldn't talk to her - and my defense mechanism is sarcasm. I belittle someone with verbal pokes and prods. I did it to her out of complete awe. When friends introduced us, I said 'Hi' - and turned my back. Later, I called my mom and best friend and said, 'I think I just met my wife.' Mike Vogel sarcasmmomthinking Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned. Milton Friedman sarcasmsarcasticrights If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong. Mo Udall vaccinessarcasmsarcastic The best way to measure the loss of intellectual sophistication - this "nerdification," to put it bluntly - is in the growing disappearance of sarcasm, as mechanic minds take insults a bit too literally. Nassim Nicholas Taleb sarcasmmindloss Sarcasm and compassion are two of the qualities that make life on Earth tolerable. Nick Hornby sarcasmcompassiontwo An economist is a surgeon with an excellent scalpel and a rough-edged lancet, who operates beautifully on the dead and tortures the living. Nicolas Chamfort economicssarcasmsarcastic The best philosophical attitude to adopt towards the world is a union of the sarcasm of gaiety with the indulgence of contempt. Nicolas Chamfort philosophicalsarcasmattitude I'll speak for myself, but there's a lot of humor to be found in sarcasm and darkness. You talk to any paramedic, they survive by developing a pretty off-kilter sense of humor. Nicolas Cage sense-of-humorsarcasmdarkness People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. Ogden Nash sarcasmfunnypeople The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat. Ogden Nash sarcasmcatsarcastic They take the paper and they read the headlines. So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of bread-lines. And they philanthropically cure them all by getting up a costume charity ball. Ogden Nash unemploymentsarcasmfunny I always get the better when I argue alone. Oliver Goldsmith sarcasmsarcasticfunny Unemployment is capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden. Orson Scott Card sarcasmworkfunny«7891011121314151617»
