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A married woman is a slave you must know how to seat upon a thron... by Honore de Balzac

A married woman is a slave you must know how to seat upon a throne.

Honore de Balzac
sarcasm wife sarcastic

Everything is worth precisely as much as a belch, the difference being that a belch is more satisfying.

Ingmar Bergman
sarcasm differences sarcastic
The monkey is an organized sarcasm upon the human race. by Henry Ward Beecher

The monkey is an organized sarcasm upon the human race.

Henry Ward Beecher
sarcasm race science
An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that ha... by Irvin S. Cobb

An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued.

Irvin S. Cobb
sarcasm sarcastic funny
There are more bad musicians than there is bad music. by Isaac Stern

There are more bad musicians than there is bad music.

Isaac Stern
sarcasm musical sarcastic

Would you like to assist me with my choice of underwear as well?” My sarcasm whistled right over his head. “I would be delighted. While I’d love to see you in a balconette bra, I’m afraid for this particular occasion I would have to go with a foam-lined seamless due to the tight fit of the garment across your breasts . . . Perhaps I could come over and review what you have available . . .

Ilona Andrews
foam sarcasm choices
I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood. by J. D. Salinger

I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood.

J. D. Salinger
sarcasm mood sarcastic

Oh yeah, you’re a regular sage. Shouldn’t you be sitting on a mountain somewhere cultivating a long white beard waiting for knowledge seekers to come to you?” “Have I mentioned that sarcasm has the potential to be detrimental to the natural beauty of your face?” he countered.

Jacquelyn Frank
sarcasm white long

Humor does not include sarcasm, invalid irony, sardonicism, innuendo, or any other form of cruelty. When these things are raised to a high point they can become wit, but unlike the French and the English, we have not been much good at wit since the days of Benjamin Franklin.

James Thurber
sarcasm humor doe

When I first started writing, I was living in England and I had that uniquely English sense of sarcasm, which has definitely seemed to have left me. I am a naturalized American and my sensibility has become far more American.

Jane Green
sarcasm sarcastic writing
You have delighted us long enough. by Jane Austen

You have delighted us long enough.

Jane Austen
sarcasm sarcastic witty

My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain.

Jeff Ross
aunt sarcasm uncles
I sighed; as comforting as it may be to some of us, sarcasm, like... by Jeff Lindsay

I sighed; as comforting as it may be to some of us, sarcasm, like youth, is wasted on the young.

Jeff Lindsay
sarcasm may comforting

What's in the cave, Russell?' Madigan asked with heavy sarcasm. I shrugged. 'Rocks. Lots of 'em.' 'Don't patronize me.' His voice lowered to a hiss. 'What else is in the cave?' I looked him straight in the eye and spoke one word. 'Mud.

Jeaniene Frost
sarcasm rocks eye
Sarcasm was a weapon for children. by Jennifer Echols

Sarcasm was a weapon for children.

Jennifer Echols
sarcasm weapons children
There should be a rule against your own inner monologue throwing... by Jim Butcher

There should be a rule against your own inner monologue throwing around that much sarcasm.

Jim Butcher
throwing sarcasm should

I don't look at the world through a prism of sarcasm. Anything I do, I take things face on. I tell you how I feel, and what you hear on the air is what I'm feeling. I'm not going to try to fake it, create synthetic drama. I'm just going to be myself.

Jim Nantz
sarcasm fake drama

It's like in most parts of America, where there was industry and there is no longer; there is cynicism mixed with sarcasm and some optimism. That's how my background influenced my comedy.

Jim Gaffigan
optimism sarcasm america
Stay with me; I want to be alone by Joey Lauren Adams

Stay with me; I want to be alone

Joey Lauren Adams
sarcasm sarcastic want

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

John Cleese
sarcasm sarcastic business
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