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Better never than late. by George Bernard Shaw

Better never than late.

George Bernard Shaw
sarcasm sarcastic time

Creative semantics is the key to contemporary government; it consists of talking in strange tongues lest the public learn the inevitable inconveniently early.

George Will
sarcasm sarcastic keys
The secret of a successful restaurant is sharp knives. by George Orwell

The secret of a successful restaurant is sharp knives.

George Orwell
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The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. by Gilbert K. Chesterton

The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.

Gilbert K. Chesterton
sarcasm food funny
Blows are sarcasms turned stupid. by George Eliot

Blows are sarcasms turned stupid.

George Eliot
sarcasm stupid blow
Politics makes estranged bedfellows. by Goodman Ace

Politics makes estranged bedfellows.

Goodman Ace
bedfellows sarcasm sarcastic
A narcissist is someone better looking than you are. by Gore Vidal

A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.

Gore Vidal
sarcasm cynicism sarcastic

What is the use of straining after an amiable view of things, when a cynical view is most likely to be the true one?.

George Bernard Shaw
sarcasm sarcastic funny

Laughing at someone else is an excellent way of learning how to laugh at oneself; and questioning what seem to be the absurd beliefs of another group is a good way of recognizing the potential absurdity of many of one's own cherished beliefs.

Gore Vidal
sarcasm laughing way

My plea is that we stop seeking out the storms and enjoy more fully the sunlight...I am asking that we look a little deeper for the good, that we still our voices of insult and sarcasm, that we more generously compliment and endorse virtue and effort.

Gordon B. Hinckley
sarcasm effort voice
It's easier to replace a dead man than a good picture. by George Bernard Shaw

It's easier to replace a dead man than a good picture.

George Bernard Shaw
sarcasm sarcastic men
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do... by Groucho Marx

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Groucho Marx
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The best way to sell yourself to others is first to sell the others to yourself. Check yourself against this list of obstacles to a pleasing personality: interrupting others; sarcasm; vanity; being a poor listener; insincere flattery; finding fault; challenging others without good cause; giving unsolicited advice; complaining; attitude of superiority; envy of others' success; poor posture and dress.

Harold Geneen
vanity sarcasm attitude

I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English.

Hector Hugh Munro
sarcasm sarcastic funny
Sarcasm is an abuse of the intellect. by Hazrat Inayat Khan

Sarcasm is an abuse of the intellect.

Hazrat Inayat Khan
intellect abuse sarcasm
There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligenc... by Henry Adams

There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.

Henry Adams
sarcasm sarcastic average

The spirit of sarcasm lives and thrives in the midst of universal wreck; its balls are enchanted and itself invulnerable, and it braves retaliations and reprisals because itself is a mere flash, a bodiless and magical nothing.

Henri Frederic Amiel
sarcasm balls brave

Aphorisms should be peaks - and those who are addressed, tall and lofty. The air thin and pure, danger near, and the spirit full of gay sarcasm: these go well together.

Friedrich Nietzsche
sarcasm gay air
An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived. by Herbert Samuel, 1st Viscount S...

An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived.

Herbert Samuel, 1st Viscount Samuel
sarcasm sarcastic funny
And now I'm using sarcasm, to confess the whole thing so later I... by Homer

And now I'm using sarcasm, to confess the whole thing so later I could say I already told you.

Homer
sarcasm sarcastic whole
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