Quotes by Witty Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? George Carlin sarcastic witty funny Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. George Carlin witty peace funny A word of kindness is seldom spoken in vain, while witty saying are as easily lost as the pearls slipping from a broken string. George D. Prentice broken kindness witty He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches. George Bernard Shaw education witty teacher Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers. George Carlin sarcastic witty funny I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions. George Carlin sarcastic witty funny We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. George Bernard Shaw learning witty funny Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers? George Carlin sarcastic witty funny If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? George Carlin witty inspirational funny I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. George Burns witty life funny People always tell me "Have a nice day." Well what if I don't want to? What if I want to have a crappy day? George Carlin sarcastic witty funny Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car." George Carlin sarcastic witty funny I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up. George Burns playboy glasses witty Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men. George Bernard Shaw clever witty funny If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? George Carlin sarcastic witty funny The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity. George Carlin sarcastic witty funny Pride only helps us to be generous; it never makes us so, any more than vanity makes us witty. George Eliot vanity pride witty Nowadays three witty turns of phrase and a lie make a writer. Georg C. Lichtenberg writing witty lying I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam. George Carlin bible witty funny A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff. George Carlin hilarious witty funny «1516171819202122232425»
