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[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Groucho Marx
crazy witty funny

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'

Groucho Marx
witty friendship funny
I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that. by Groucho Marx

I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.

Groucho Marx
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I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get... by Groucho Marx

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.

Groucho Marx
fear witty funny
Whatever it is, I'm against it. by Groucho Marx

Whatever it is, I'm against it.

Groucho Marx
humorous witty funny
If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an... by Groucho Marx

If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.

Groucho Marx
witty men funny

This isn't a particularly novel observation, but the world is full of people who think they can manipulate the lives of others merely by getting a law passed.

Groucho Marx
humorous witty funny

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Groucho Marx
crazy witty funny
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. by Groucho Marx

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

Groucho Marx
witty inspirational funny

If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

George W. Bush
tired witty funny
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? by Groucho Marx

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Groucho Marx
crazy witty funny
Before I speak, I have something important to say. by Groucho Marx

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

Groucho Marx
humorous witty funny
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. by Groucho Marx

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Groucho Marx
witty inspirational funny
The only real laughter comes from despair. by Groucho Marx

The only real laughter comes from despair.

Groucho Marx
laughter witty funny
Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet! by Groucho Marx

Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!

Groucho Marx
girlfriend witty funny
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 fo... by Groucho Marx

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.

Groucho Marx
leadership witty motivational
Hell is paved with good intentions, not with bad ones. All men me... by George Bernard Shaw

Hell is paved with good intentions, not with bad ones. All men mean well.

George Bernard Shaw
witty men mean
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. by Groucho Marx

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

Groucho Marx
humorous witty funny
She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why s... by Groucho Marx

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.

Groucho Marx
humorous witty funny

I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.

George W. Bush
airports witty people
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