Quotes by Witty A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic. George Bernard Shaw fashion witty funny I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. George Carlin atheist witty funny We cannot tear out a single page of our life, but we can throw the whole book in the fire. George Sand suicide witty book It's never just a game when you're winning. George Carlin sarcastic witty funny Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did. George Carlin sarcastic witty funny Dear Friends all, A thousand Christmas pleasures and blessings to you -- good resolutions and bright hopes for the New Year! Amen. People who can't be witty exert themselves to be pious or affectionate. George Eliot new-year blessing witty I noticed that all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being answered at about the same 50% rate. Half the time I get what I want, half the time I don't... Same as the four-leaf clover and the horseshoe...same as the Voodoo Lady who tells you your fortune by squeezing the goat's testicles, it's all the same: 50-50. So just pick your superstition, sit back, make a wish, and enjoy yourself. George Carlin sarcastic witty funny Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we. George W. Bush witty peace country Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning? George W. Bush nature witty children If one has not given everything, one has given nothing. Georges Guynemer wisdom witty funny If a man does his best, what else is there? George S. Patton military witty inspirational A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood. George S. Patton powerful witty peace Spread the glad tidings that it will not disappoint Miss Heyer's many admirers. Judging from the letters I've received from obviously feeble-minded persons who do so wish I would write another These Old Shades, it ought to sell like hot cakes. I think myself I ought to be shot for writing such nonsense, but it's questionably good escapist literature and I think I should rather like it if I were sitting in an air-raid shelter, or recovering from flu. Its period detail is good; my husband says it's witty---and without going to these lengths, I will say that it is very good fun. Georgette Heyer husband witty fun Every one is witty for his owne purpose. George Herbert purpose witty Can anything be more disgusting than to hear people called 'educated' making small jokes about eating ham, and showing themselves empty of any real knowledge as to the relation of their own social and religious life to the history of the people they think themselves witty in insulting? [...] The best thing that can be said of it is, that it is a sign of the intellectual narrowness—in plain English, the stupidity which is still the average mark of our culture. George Eliot real religious witty I'd like to start a religion. That's where the money is. George Orwell witty funny religion Beauty without wit offers nothing but the enjoyment of its material charms, whilst witty ugliness captivates by the charms of the mind, and at last fulfils all the desires of the man it has captivated. Giacomo Casanova mind witty men So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family. George Carlin sarcastic witty funny Assassination is the extreme form of censorship. George Bernard Shaw government witty death If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff? George Carlin sarcastic witty funny «1718192021222324252627»
