Quotes by Witty I think I am, therefore, I am... I think. George Carlin sarcastic witty funny I don't know how you feel, but I'm pretty sick of church people. You know what they ought to do with churches? Tax them. If holy people are so interested in politics, government, and public policy, let them pay the price of admission like everybody else. The Catholic Church alone could wipe out the national debt if all you did was tax their real estate. George Carlin sarcastic witty funny A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy. George Jean Nathan witty love men The great trick of regarding small departures from the truth as the truth itself - on which is founded the entire integral calculus - is also the basis of our witty speculations, where the whole thing would often collapse if we considered the departures with philosophical rigour. Georg C. Lichtenberg philosophical truth witty We cannot see how the evidence afforded by the unquestioned progressive development of organised existence-crowned as it has been by the recent creation of the earth's greatest wonder, MAN, can be set aside, or its seemingly necessary result withheld for a moment. When Mr. Lyell finds, as a witty friend lately reported that there had been found, a silver-spoon in grauwacke, or a locomotive engine in mica-schist, then, but not sooner, shall we enrol ourselves disciples of the Cyclical Theory of Geological formations. George Julius Poulett Scrope witty men science No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. Planet, species, race, nation, state, religion, party, union, club, association, neighborhood improvement committee; I have no interest in any of it. I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to. George Carlin sarcastic witty funny We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass. George Carlin sarcastic witty funny A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power. George Meredith treasure witty beauty If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. George Carlin success witty funny May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. George Carlin sarcastic witty funny Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. George Carlin witty life funny There is no sincerer love than the love of food. George Bernard Shaw thanksgiving humorous witty Political language... is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind. George Orwell truth witty peace Laugh not too much; the witty man laughs least: For wit is news only to ignorance. Lesse at thine own things laugh; lest in the jest Thy person share, and the conceit advance. George Herbert laughter ignorance witty There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem. George Bernard Shaw music powerful witty One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. George Carlin sarcastic witty funny Who can prove Wit to be witty when with deeper ground Dulness intuitive declares wit dull? George Eliot deeper witty dull Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist. George Carlin sarcastic witty funny No one knows what's next, but everybody does it. George Carlin stupid witty funny He--the country parson--is not witty or learned or eloquent, but holy. George Herbert holy witty country «1617181920212223242526»
