Quotes by Witty Be pretty if you can, be witty if you must, but be gracious if it kills you. Elsie de Wolfe tonguepartywitty Smile. Nod. Say something witty before he finds out what an incredible geek you are. Ellen Hopkins geekincredibleswitty Todd's mother had several children by different fathers, and Todd [Willingham] had been abandoned in California. ... He's a good-looking man. He was a witty man, you know? Funny, caring. He wasn't arrogant, but he was kind of set in his ways. If he thought something, it was one way. You could show him an alternative, but he was still going to stick by his particular view. But I could see how to women he could be a very charming, good-looking guy, especially when he was younger. Elizabeth Gilbert motherwittychildren I can't sing very well but I'd like to try. Elvis Presley wellswittytrying I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. Elvis Presley musichumorouswitty I was brought up by very witty people who were dealing with quite difficult things: disease and death... I was brought up by people who tended to giggle at funerals. Emma Thompson disease-and-deathwittypeople History is littered with the wars which everybody knew would never happen. Enoch Powell wittywarpeace How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. Emo Philips wittyinspirationalfunny My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. Emo Philips kickboxinghumorwitty I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. Emo Philips wittyfriendshipfunny A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate Eric Idle politicianpoliticalwitty You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. Erica Jong womenwittylove Allow me to put the record straight. I am forty-six and have been for some years past. Erica Jong wittyfunnypast Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. Erma Bombeck humorouswittyfunny Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. Erica Jong womenpowerfulwitty ...whatever other qualities Jews may posses, likable or the reverse, no one who knows them well can deny that they are personally interesting. By that I mean, specially alive, alert, quick at comprehending people or events and at making pungent or witty comments on them... One might at times find the rather hothouse family atmosphere, with it intensities and frictions, somewhat trying, but one could be sure of never being bored. Ernest Jones wittymeanpeople Never mistake motion for action. Ernest Hemingway mistakewittypositive Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Ernest Hemingway cleverwittyfunny All science is either physics or stamp collecting. Ernest Rutherford humorouswittyscience The only possible conclusion the social sciences can draw is: some do, some don't. Ernest Rutherford humorouswittyscience«1112131415161718192021»
