Quotes by Witty Be pretty if you can, be witty if you must, but be gracious if it kills you. Elsie de Wolfe tongue party witty Smile. Nod. Say something witty before he finds out what an incredible geek you are. Ellen Hopkins geek incredibles witty Todd's mother had several children by different fathers, and Todd [Willingham] had been abandoned in California. ... He's a good-looking man. He was a witty man, you know? Funny, caring. He wasn't arrogant, but he was kind of set in his ways. If he thought something, it was one way. You could show him an alternative, but he was still going to stick by his particular view. But I could see how to women he could be a very charming, good-looking guy, especially when he was younger. Elizabeth Gilbert mother witty children I can't sing very well but I'd like to try. Elvis Presley wells witty trying I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. Elvis Presley music humorous witty I was brought up by very witty people who were dealing with quite difficult things: disease and death... I was brought up by people who tended to giggle at funerals. Emma Thompson disease-and-death witty people History is littered with the wars which everybody knew would never happen. Enoch Powell witty war peace How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. Emo Philips witty inspirational funny My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. Emo Philips kickboxing humor witty I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. Emo Philips witty friendship funny A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate Eric Idle politician political witty You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. Erica Jong women witty love Allow me to put the record straight. I am forty-six and have been for some years past. Erica Jong witty funny past Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. Erma Bombeck humorous witty funny Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. Erica Jong women powerful witty ...whatever other qualities Jews may posses, likable or the reverse, no one who knows them well can deny that they are personally interesting. By that I mean, specially alive, alert, quick at comprehending people or events and at making pungent or witty comments on them... One might at times find the rather hothouse family atmosphere, with it intensities and frictions, somewhat trying, but one could be sure of never being bored. Ernest Jones witty mean people Never mistake motion for action. Ernest Hemingway mistake witty positive Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Ernest Hemingway clever witty funny All science is either physics or stamp collecting. Ernest Rutherford humorous witty science The only possible conclusion the social sciences can draw is: some do, some don't. Ernest Rutherford humorous witty science «1112131415161718192021»
