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If you fight angry, you make a lot of mistakes, and when you fight a sharp, witty fighter like me, you can't make mistakes.

Floyd Mayweather, Jr.
fighting mistake witty
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. by Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

Francois de La Rochefoucauld
marriage witty funny

I would like to be able to admire a man's opinions as I would his dog - without being expected to take it home with me.

Frank A. Clark
humorous dog witty

Judges ought to be more learned, than witty, more reverend, than plausible, and more advised, than confident. Above all things, integrity is their portion and proper virtue.

Francis Bacon
judging witty integrity
What is perfectly true is perfectly witty. by Francois de La Rochefoucauld

What is perfectly true is perfectly witty.

Francois de La Rochefoucauld
wit witty
I drink no more than a sponge. by Francois Rabelais

I drink no more than a sponge.

Francois Rabelais
drinking witty funny

Histories make men wise; poets, witty; the mathematics, subtle; natural philosophy, deep; moral, grave; logic and rhetoric, able to contend.

Francis Bacon
wise witty philosophy
The truth is more important than the facts. by Frank Lloyd Wright

The truth is more important than the facts.

Frank Lloyd Wright
truth wise witty
TV is chewing gum for the eyes. by Frank Lloyd Wright

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

Frank Lloyd Wright
humorous witty funny
I'm for whatever gets you through the night by Frank Sinatra

I'm for whatever gets you through the night

Frank Sinatra
humorous witty funny
The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only a... by Frank Lloyd Wright

The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.

Frank Lloyd Wright
badass mistake witty
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has... by Frank Zappa

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

Frank Zappa
stupid education witty

Let us never forget that government is ourselves and not an alien power over us. The ultimate rulers of our democracy are not a President and Senators and Congressmen and Government officials but the voters of this country.

Franklin D. Roosevelt
patriotic witty country

When the political columnists say 'Every thinking man' they mean themselves, and when candidates appeal to 'Every intelligent voter' they mean everybody who is going to vote for them

Franklin P. Adams
intelligent witty mean

Lukewarm persons think they may accommodate points of religion by middle ways and witty reconcilements,--as if they would make an arbitrament between God and man.

Francis Bacon
witty men thinking
Imitation is the sincerest form of television. by Fred Allen

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Fred Allen
powerful humorous witty
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if y... by Fred Allen

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.

Fred Allen
humorous witty funny
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm t... by Fred Allen

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.

Fred Allen
family witty funny
After two years in Washington, I often long for the realism and s... by Fred Thompson

After two years in Washington, I often long for the realism and sincerity of Hollywood.

Fred Thompson
witty two years
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky.... by Frederick Bushnell "Jack" Ryde...

When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.

Frederick Bushnell "Jack" Ryder
witty funny sex
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