Quotes by Witty If you fight angry, you make a lot of mistakes, and when you fight a sharp, witty fighter like me, you can't make mistakes. Floyd Mayweather, Jr. fighting mistake witty Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. Francois de La Rochefoucauld marriage witty funny I would like to be able to admire a man's opinions as I would his dog - without being expected to take it home with me. Frank A. Clark humorous dog witty Judges ought to be more learned, than witty, more reverend, than plausible, and more advised, than confident. Above all things, integrity is their portion and proper virtue. Francis Bacon judging witty integrity What is perfectly true is perfectly witty. Francois de La Rochefoucauld wit witty I drink no more than a sponge. Francois Rabelais drinking witty funny Histories make men wise; poets, witty; the mathematics, subtle; natural philosophy, deep; moral, grave; logic and rhetoric, able to contend. Francis Bacon wise witty philosophy The truth is more important than the facts. Frank Lloyd Wright truth wise witty TV is chewing gum for the eyes. Frank Lloyd Wright humorous witty funny I'm for whatever gets you through the night Frank Sinatra humorous witty funny The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. Frank Lloyd Wright badass mistake witty There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. Frank Zappa stupid education witty Let us never forget that government is ourselves and not an alien power over us. The ultimate rulers of our democracy are not a President and Senators and Congressmen and Government officials but the voters of this country. Franklin D. Roosevelt patriotic witty country When the political columnists say 'Every thinking man' they mean themselves, and when candidates appeal to 'Every intelligent voter' they mean everybody who is going to vote for them Franklin P. Adams intelligent witty mean Lukewarm persons think they may accommodate points of religion by middle ways and witty reconcilements,--as if they would make an arbitrament between God and man. Francis Bacon witty men thinking Imitation is the sincerest form of television. Fred Allen powerful humorous witty I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. Fred Allen humorous witty funny I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. Fred Allen family witty funny After two years in Washington, I often long for the realism and sincerity of Hollywood. Fred Thompson witty two years When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows. Frederick Bushnell "Jack" Ryder witty funny sex «1314151617181920212223»