Quotes by Witty Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. Erma Bombeck happy-mothers-day witty inspirational Never have more children than you have car windows. Erma Bombeck witty life funny Write drunk; edit sober. Ernest Hemingway humorous clever witty I like my man to be witty; he needs a sense of humour and needs to be extremely well-mannered. Esha Gupta witty men needs I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy. Ernest Hemingway powerful humorous witty I've been blessed, because the type I started in was competition based. It was about being witty and smart and innovative and different. I don't get backlash like some of the reality shows today because that's not who I am. Eva Marcille smart blessed witty I like a girl who's smart, they have to be able to grasp witty sarcasm. Eyedea smart girl witty Advertising is what you do when you can't go see somebody. That's all it is. Fairfax M. Cone marketing wise witty Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes. F. Scott Fitzgerald inspiration mistake witty Until the day arrives when all women decide that our rights are not negotiable, our future choices will not be secure. Faye Wattleton choices rights witty I think Irish women are strong as horses, incredibly loyal and for the most part, funny, witty, bright and optimistic in the face of devastating reality. Fionnula Flanagan horse strong witty Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting. Finley Peter Dunne running witty funny The witty woman is a tragic figure in American life. Wit destroys eroticism and eroticism destroys wit, so women must choose between taking lovers and taking no prisoners. Florence King figures witty love There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. Flannery O'Connor witty teacher funny When all by myself, I can think of all kinds of clever remarks, quick comebacks to what no one said, and flashes of witty sociability with nobody. But all of this vanishes when I face someone in the flesh: I lose my intelligence, I can no longer speak, and after half an hour I just feel tired. Talking to people makes me feel like sleeping. Only my ghostly and imaginary friends, only the conversations I have in my dreams, are genuinely real and substantial. Fernando Pessoa clever dream witty To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel. Fran Lebowitz nature witty travel even Mademoiselle Neubahr can't make me believe in hell. It doesn't seem a very - witty - solution of the crime-and-punishment situation, does it? Frances Noyes Hart punishment witty believe You're only as good as your last haircut. Fran Lebowitz humorous witty funny Polite conversation is rarely either. Fran Lebowitz witty inspirational funny Food is an important part of a balanced diet. Fran Lebowitz witty life funny «1213141516171819202122»
