Quotes by Witty Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. Groucho Marx new-yorkwittyfunny You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff. Groucho Marx humorouswittyfunny All geniuses die young. Groucho Marx humorouswittyfunny The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract-- Look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this? We'll take it right out, eh? Groucho Marx humorouswittyfunny I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks. Groucho Marx humorouswittyfunny Critchley and Webster’s fierce, witty exploration of Hamlet makes most other writing about Shakespeare seem simpleminded. Hari Kunzru fiercewritingwitty Hemingway was a jerk. Harold Robbins powerfulhumorouswitty Criticism is prejudice made plausible. H. L. Mencken powerfulhumorouswitty To speak of the impotence of power is no longer a witty paradox. Hannah Arendt speakpowerwitty Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? Harry Warner humorouswittyinspirational You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car. Harvey Diamond wittybabyfunny The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S. Truman leadershipwittyfunny If you can't convince them, confuse them. Harry S. Truman businesssillywitty A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation. Hector Hugh Munro powerfulwittyfunny Music has shaped men’s fashion and transposed in a playful and witty manner its riding or military heritage. It is difficult to figure out who leads but music and fashion are connected genetically. Hedi Slimane fashionmilitarywitty He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. Hector Hugh Munro sarcasticwittyfunny No man knows he is young while he is young. Gilbert K. Chesterton timewittyfunny The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. Helen Hayes wittylifefunny Remorse presupposes enough self-forgetfulness to feel the pain ofothers. Helen Prejean painselfwitty College isn't the place to go for ideas. Helen Keller educationalwittygraduation«2223242526272829303132»
