Quotes by Witty I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. Henny Youngman wittymotivationalfunny Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. H. L. Mencken laughterwittyfunny The cynics are right nine times out of ten. H. L. Mencken timewittyfunny I remember when I first came to Washington. For the first six months you wonder how the hell you ever got here. For the next six months you wonder how the hell the rest of them ever got here. Harry S. Truman six-monthspoliticalwitty A cat is witty, he has nerve, he knows how to do precisely the right thing at the right moment. Henri Poincare nervescatwitty Our sweetest hopes rise blooming. And then again are gone, They bloom and fade alternate, And so it goes rolling on. I know it, and it troubles My life, my love, my rest, My heart is wise and witty, And it bleeds within my breast. Heinrich Heine philosophicalwisewitty University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. Henry A. Kissinger powerfuleducationwitty Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. Henry Adams political-willwittyscience There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. Henry A. Kissinger wittyinspirationalfunny Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative. Henry A. Kissinger humorouswittyfunny When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief. Henry Fielding hilariouswittychildren The nice thing about being a celebrity is that, if you bore people, they think it's their fault. Henry A. Kissinger nicepowerfulwitty He in a few minutes ravished this fair creature, or at least would have ravished her, if she had not, by a timely compliance, prevented him. Henry Fielding seductionwittysex Sir, money, money, the most charming of all things; money, which will say more in one moment than the most elegant lover can in years. Perhaps you will say a man is not young; I answer he is rich. He is not genteel, handsome, witty, brave, good-humored, but he is rich, rich, rich, rich, rich -that one word contradicts everything you can say against him. Henry Fielding moneywittylove Quotation... A writer expresses himself in words that have been used before because they give his meaning better than he can give it himself, or because they are beautiful or witty, or because he expects them to touch a cord of association in his reader, or because he wishes to show that he is learned and well read. Quotations due to the last motive are invariably ill-advised; the discerning reader detects it and is contemptuous; the undiscerning is perhaps impressed, but even then is at the same time repelled, pretentious quotations being the surest road to tedium. Henry Watson Fowler wittybeautifulgiving In expanding the field of knowledge we but increase the horizon of ignorance. Henry Miller ignorancewittyknowledge Nobody thanks a witty man for politeness when he puts himself on a par with a society in which it would not be polite to show one's wit. Friedrich Nietzsche thankswittymen Men have become the tools of their tools. Henry David Thoreau humorousworkwitty All men are equal before fish. Herbert Hoover laughterwittyfunny Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. Henry David Thoreau perseverancesuccesswitty«2324252627282930313233»
