Quotes by Witty My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings Jay London wittylifefunny One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty. Jane Austen laughterwittyinspiring Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands. Jayne Mansfield wittymensex The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. Jay Leno wittyfunnytwo We find ourselves less witty in remembering what we have said than in dreaming of what we would have said. Jean Antoine Petit-Senn dreamwittyremember We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? Jean Cocteau wittyinspirationalfunny You have delighted us long enough. Jane Austen sarcasmsarcasticwitty To have money is to be virtuous, honest, beautiful and witty And to be without is to be ugly and boring and stupid and useless. Jean Giraudoux moneywittybeautiful Everything has been figured out, except how to live. Jean-Paul Sartre spiritualwittylife Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you. Jean Rostand marriagewittyfunny Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. Jean-Paul Sartre humoroustimewitty Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. Henry David Thoreau powerfulhumorouswitty Change is not a four letter word...but often your reaction to it is! Jeffrey Gitomer wittyinspirationalfunny I suppose no one is as handsome or as beautiful as he or she wishes, or as brilliant in school or as witty in speech or as wealthy as we would like, but in a world of varied talents and fortunes that we can't always command, I think that makes even more attractive the qualities we can command--such qualities as thoughtfulness, patience, a kind word, and true delight in the accomplishment of another. These cost us nothing, and they can mean everything to the one who receives them. Jeffrey R. Holland wittybeautifulschool My contributions were many: First clown director, with witty sayings and flashily dressed, now called master of ceremonies. Jelly Roll Morton wittydirectorsfirsts I looked at Bria. “How do you put up with him?” Bria started to open her mouth, but Finn piped up instead. “She puts up with me because I happen to be rich, handsome, charming, a witty conversationalist, and exceptionally talented in bed,” he smirked. “Flexible too.” I groaned. “I did not need to hear those last two. Jennifer Estep bedwittytwo Atheism Explained is a gem. It is clear, informative, well-argued, provocative, often witty, and unfailingly interesting. David Ramsay Steele ranges over so many issues that I should be surprised if he were right about everything, but it makes for a most stimulating read. The book is in a different league from Richard Dawkins's The God Delusion, and deserves much greater success. Jeremy Shearmur issueswittybook Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. Jerry Lewis dreamwittyfunny A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld laughterwittyfunny Responsible, who wants to be responsible? Whenever something bad happens, it's always, who's responsible for this? Jerry Seinfeld responsiblewantwitty«2728293031323334353637»
