Quotes by Witty I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more. James Brown wittyinspirationalfunny A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation. James Freeman Clarke politicalwittythinking I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep. James M. Loy wittyfunnybook Krystal’s slow passage up the school had resembled the passage of a goat through the body of a boa constrictor, being highly visible and uncomfortable for both parties concerned. J. K. Rowling partywittyschool I started putting words together, making rhymes and being witty with the wordplay. I can play a little bit of guitar, and that's something I'm going to dedicate more time to doing. James Paxton guitarplaywitty Dude, are my eyes seeing what my brain is telling my eyes that they're seeing? James Roday hilariouswittyfunny Satirical writers and speakers are not half so clever as they think themselves, nor as they are thought to be. They do winnow the corn, it is true, but it is to feed upon the chaff. I am sorry to add that they who are always speaking ill of others are also very apt to be doing ill to them. It requires some talent and some generosity to find out talent and generosity in others, though nothing but self-conceit and malice are needed to discover or to imagine faults. It is much easier for an ill-natured man than for a good-natured man to be smart and witty. James Sharp sorrycleverwitty How often, when we have been nearest each other bodily, have we really been farthest off! Our tongues were the witty foils with which we fenced each other off. Henry David Thoreau tongueconversationwitty Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. James Thurber maturitywittyfunny Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear. James Thurber stupidwittytrying Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? James Thurber hilariouswittyfunny Progress was all right. Only it went on too long. James Thurber humorouswittyfunny There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else. James Thurber numberswittyfunny R.G. Belsky's thought-provoking thriller, The Kennedy Connection, introduces us to a smart, witty, and human hero whose quest to find answers about two crimes - one famous, one all but unnoticed - is loaded with tension and full of unexpected twists and turns. I loved The Kennedy Connection, and can't wait for the next Gil Malloy novel. Jan Burke smartherowitty The guy's life drunk, I think, makes Candide look like a sourpuss. Does he even know that death exists? Jandy Nelson drunkwittythinking You have to count on living every single day in a way you believe will make you feel good about your life - so that if it were over tomorrow, you'd be content with yourself. Jane Seymour wittyhappinesslife We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. Jason Kidd teamworkwittysports I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. Jay McInerney wittylovelife I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights Jay London wittylifefunny It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes Jay London dogwittyfunny«2627282930313233343536»
