Quotes by Witty My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money. Wendy Liebman motherwittyfunny I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. Wendy Liebman dogwittyfunny Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing. Wernher von Braun humorouswisdomwitty Normal is in the eye of the beholder. Whoopi Goldberg encouragingeyewitty The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back Will Rogers politicalwittymight I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. Will Rogers moviewittyfunny The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. Will Rogers politicalpartywitty I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. Will Rogers sarcasticwittyfunny I'm not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money. Will Rogers returnwittyfunny Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. Will Rogers sunsetpolitical-willwitty Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in. Will Rogers humorouswittyfunny If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? Will Rogers humorouswittyfunny If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there Will Rogers humorouswittyfunny There are a lot of great technicians in advertising. And unfortunately they talk the best game. They know all the rules. They can tell you that people in an ad will get you greater readership. They can tell you that a sentence should be this short or that long. They can tell you that body copy should be broken up for easier reading. They can give you fact after fact after fact. They are the scientists of advertising. But there's one little rub. Advertising is fundamentally persuasion and persuasion happens to be not a science, but an art. William Bernbach wisewittyart Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play. William Congreve marriageplaywitty The philosophy behind much advertising is based on the old observation that every man is really two men - the man he is and the man he wants to be. William Feather wisewittyphilosophy Honesty is the foundation of a sound character and the keystone of all other virtues. It is the cement without which all other redeeming features are fractured and without anchor. A dishonest person may be kind, witty, and very capable, but the strength of character simply isn't there. Honesty does not come by degrees. A person is either all honest or he is dishonest. You can be true or you can be false, but you can't be both at the same time. William Grant Bangerter honestywittycharacter Hell is paved with good samaritans. William Holden powerfulhumorouswitty Politics make me sick William Howard Taft sickwisdomwitty No one can earn a million dollars honestly. William Jennings Bryan truthwittyinspirational«6061626364656667686970»
